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1958
Housism (n) -
A comment, normally a one-liner, generally an offbeat response. Something Dr. Gregory House would say.
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Recent Additions:
House: And the old nun thinks the sick nun is a big fat nun liar.
Dr. Wilson: Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute.
House: Quite the opposite.
Dr. Wilson: You have to wait for her to be ready.
House: Great advice. You pretend that I'm gonna do that.
House: I slept with Cuddy. After she helped me detox from Vicodin. I've been clean for almost 24 hours now. (Wilson stares) Okay. Thought I'd mention it.
Dr. Wilson: Wow. Wow! One for each.
House: That's what she said. Ha.
Dr. Wilson: How's the pain.
House: She's probably got some bruising.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, I get it. You're a stud
Dr. Wilson: The other wow. You were sober. She was sober.
House: Clean and sober and hot.
Dr. Wilson: Wow! This is fantastic. How are you gonna screw it up?
Taub: What do you think of this glitch with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
Thirteen: It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.
A comment, normally a one-liner, generally an offbeat response. Something Dr. Gregory House would say.
We have the show organized into individual seasons and episodes, along with air-dates. Click on "Housisms" to the left to view the individual episodes, and click on an episode to view the Housisms for that episode.
If you have suggestions of other items that you'd like added to the site, Email Us.
Recent Additions:
House: And the old nun thinks the sick nun is a big fat nun liar.
Dr. Wilson: Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute.
House: Quite the opposite.
Dr. Wilson: You have to wait for her to be ready.
House: Great advice. You pretend that I'm gonna do that.
House: I slept with Cuddy. After she helped me detox from Vicodin. I've been clean for almost 24 hours now. (Wilson stares) Okay. Thought I'd mention it.
Dr. Wilson: Wow. Wow! One for each.
House: That's what she said. Ha.
Dr. Wilson: How's the pain.
House: She's probably got some bruising.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, I get it. You're a stud
Dr. Wilson: The other wow. You were sober. She was sober.
House: Clean and sober and hot.
Dr. Wilson: Wow! This is fantastic. How are you gonna screw it up?
Taub: What do you think of this glitch with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
Thirteen: It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.