Housisms : The Socratic Method

Housisms for episode The Socratic Method:

Dr. House is intrigued by the symptoms of a schizophrenic woman, who displays mixed symptoms, including a tumor, but soon realizes the source of her problems isn't the obvious. House confronts his birthday and Chase confronts his past when the mother's son tries to keep up with her condition.

House: Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again.

House: Look, I have a cane and I know how to use it.

House: Love the outfit. It says "I'm a professional, but I'm still a woman." Actually, it sort of yells the second part.
Dr. Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too.

House: I can tell you're upset about something. You're going to open up to me, aren't you?
Luke: It's my fault...
House: Here we go...

Dr. Cameron: You really didn't know?
House: No, I didn't, and frankly I'm angry. Which I'm guessing is the correct response, which I'll know better once I know what you're talking about.
Dr. Cameron: Your birthday.
House: Oh. Anger was a bad guess.

Luke: You said you wouldn't call. You're a real bastard, you know?
House: Yeah, I get that a lot.

House: Gee, I wish my idea was as cool and vivid as yours. By the way, do you have one?

House: It turns out your best judgment is not good enough. Here's an idea - next time, use mine.

House: So when I said, "No Psych Meds," I'm just curious - which word didn't you understand... ?

Dr. Cameron: Happy birthday.
House: Okay... whose?

House: The boys in the lab; sure, they're hard drinkers. But they're pros.

House: We needed blood for tests. I assume that was the only way to get it.
Luke: (blocking House) (Foreman) knocked her out!
House: Look, I've got a cane and I know how to use it.

House: How old is she?
Luke: You're a doctor?
House: Own my own stethoscope. Did I ask you how old she is? I forget.

Luke: Is this a good hospital?
House: Depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.

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