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Housisms for episode Fidelity:
Two men are out jogging -- one of them returns back to his wife and discovers her dead asleep and brings her to the clinic. The doctors are puzzled by her symptoms. They consider everything from tumors to breast cancer to rabbit fever. When all the treatments fail, House concludes she has African sleeping sickness. However, neither the woman nor her husband could possibly have ever been to Africa. The woman will die without the proper treatment, but neither one will admit to having an affair.
Dr. Wilson: I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter.
House: Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all.
House: Fever. Clinical depression does not cause fever.
Dr. Foreman: She could be sick and depressed?
House: She's sick! Dammit, why didn't I think of that?
House: You can't be that good and well-adjusted.
Dr. Cameron: Why?
House: Because you wind up crying over centrifuges.
Dr. Cameron: Or hating people...
House: It's a very sad thing, an uncalibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too.
House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
House: You certainly love saying it.
House: I don't ask why patients lie - I just assume they all do.
House: You coughed the other day. I was concerned.
Dr. Cameron: You were curious. Like a eight-year old boy with a puzzle that's just a little too grown-up for him to figure out.
House: To-may-toe, to-mah-toe.
Dr. Cameron: You want me to ask a man whose wife is about to die if he's cheating on her?
House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
Dr. Foreman: Sleeping sickness from sex?
House: It's not without precedent.
Dr. Foreman: I'm pretty sure it is, unless you're talking about going to Africa and having sex with the tsetse fly.
House: You told me you hadn't changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?
Samantha: Lying?
House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?
Samantha: My husband?
House: Yeah, see, if you're going to repeat everything I say, this conversation's going to take twice as long.
Dr. Cuddy: The tests were normal. Of course, that's just my opinion. You might want to call a couple of guys in from Maintenance for a consult.
Dr. Foreman: Why are you riding on me?
House: It's what I do. Has it gotten worse lately?
Dr. Foreman: Yeah. Seems to me.
House: Really? Well, that rules out the race thing. You were just as black last week.
Dr. Foreman: We looked at everything else
Dr. Wilson: Did you look at her breasts?
House: Men...
House: You want to look pretty. At work. (singing) Wilson's got a girlfriend...
House: Husband described her as being unusually irritable recently.
Dr. Cameron: And... ?
House: I didn't realize it was possible for a woman to be "unusually" irritable.
House: Clinical depression. Incredibly contagious. Every time I get around one of them, I get blue.
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