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1958
1958
Housisms for episode Poison:
When a high school student falls victim to a mysterious but lethal poisoning, House and his team jump in to find out what is killing the teen. Given a low heart rate and a clean tox screen, House sends Cameron and Foreman to the teen's home to find the hot new drug House is sure he's taking. They don't find any drugs, but think they've come up with the answers, until a second unrelated student is admitted with identical symptoms. With the boys' lives hanging in the balance, House and the team have to connect the dots -- fast. Meanwhile, an 82-year-old patient has become enamored with House while he helps her figure out the basis of her renewed fascination with her sexual feelings.
House: (to Foreman) You're getting good at this God-like doctor thing. Why don't you talk her out of it?
Dr. Foreman: She's... not a big fan of mine.
Dr. Chase: Or mine.
House: Only one man left in the bullpen and he throws like a girl.
Dr. Cameron: I'll check into it.
Dr. Foreman: I'll make the call.
Dr. Chase: I'll keep the kid alive. For a while at least.
House: I'll have lunch.
Georgia: I notice colors more. And music. I...I'm really hearing music. I'm eighty-two, and I'm supposed to be playing canasta with the other old ladies, but...now when I see a guy with a cute butt...I just can't stop looking at him. (looks at House) Or a sexy beard.
House: And you figure that enjoying cute butts is a sign of disease?
House: I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce.
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his AP calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
House: That's the way calculus presents.
House: I assume "minimal at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell"?
Dr. Chase: I'm Australian.
House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British.
House: Although there's a real good chance...
Margo: What? Matt might kick off?
House: That's a little blunt. I was going to say 'run out of time'. Just kinda let my voice trail off.
Margo: What makes you think you're right this time?
House: The same thing as last time.
House: I'm sorry - the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been overstimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. I learned that one the hard way.
House: Would you step outside for a minute, Mr. Adams?
Matt: Why?
House: Because you irritate me.
Margo: Who are you?
House: I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son. You're the mother who's letting him die. Clarification -- it's a wonderful thing.
House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Georgia: And now...I think about Ashton (Kutcher) all the time. (whispers) All the time.
House: Ah.
Georgia: You remind me of him. Same bedroom eyes.
House: People are always mixing us up.
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