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Dr. Foreman believes an uncooperative homeless woman is faking seizures to get a meal ticket at the teaching hospital. But her homelessness strikes a personal chord with Dr. Wilson and he grows determined to keep her from falling between the cracks. Her worsening symptoms prove to be a complex mystery for House and his team, but the mystery of her identity and medical history may hold the answers to saving her life. Just as the team suspects she has contagious meningitis, the woman goes missing, only to be tasered by the police, who bring her back. But House deduces the taser may have proven yet another diagnosis, with dire results. Meanwhile, House has an audience of two medical students who are learning how to do case studies.
Dr. Foreman: A Tuberculoma doesn't give you a temperature of 105.
Dr. Chase: Then it's a Tuberculoma and something else.
Dr. Wilson: The "something else" is going to melt her brain.
House: "Poach." Better metaphor.
Dr. Foreman: Okay. Even if she's not faking, what's so fascinating about this case?
House: At the moment, how much you don't want me to take it. That's pretty fascinating.
Dr. Foreman: Okay. Why are we on this case -- just because Wilson asked?
House: Do I need a better reason?
House: (to Foreman) If you don't get your rabies shots in, oh the next three hours, I'm going to have to make another affirmative action hire.
House: Vomit.... it's still moist. What do you think, maybe a couple of days old?
Dr. Wilson: Didn't we have a conversation about friendship?
House: Yeah -- I had some follow-up questions.
Julia: I thought you were supposed to be listening to our patient histories?
House: No, I'm supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening to you, more power to me.
Chris: You're reading a comic book.
House: And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. Oh, I'm sorry -- I thought we were having a 'state the obvious' contest. I'm competitive by nature.
House: Okay, you two -- grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.
Dr. Wilson: Did your pager really go off, or are you ditching the conversation?
House: Why can't both be true?
Dr. Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
House: I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.
House: I hate to cite a cliche, but... Dad on the streets?
Dr. Foreman: Dad's with Mom.
House: They're both on the streets?
Dr. Foreman: That's why you insisted on the MRI? So you could remove the surgical pin from her arm?
House: You didn't think I was going to do it to save your sorry ass, did you?
House: Hey, (Foreman) knows more homeless people than any of us. Go check out the 'hood, dog.
Dr. Cuddy: I can't believe you authorized this.
House: Really? It sounds exactly like something I'd do.
Dr. Wilson: He's wrong.
House: Foreman is wrong? The neurologist is wrong? About a neurological problem?
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