Housisms : Resignation

Housisms for episode Resignation:

The team deals with a 19-year-old college student, while Foreman suddenly and without a reason hands in his resignation. House seems to have already found Foreman's replacement, an attractive nutritionist named Honey.

House: (Wilson Yawns) Aha, you yawned!
Wilson: Aha, you tried to kill me.

House: I'm planning Foreman's going away party. What do you think of a mermaid under the stars theme?

House: YOU DOSED ME!!!

House: Where's that smile? Where's that laugh that's sunny, but not enough to contribute to global warming?

House: (Wilson reaches for mug to wash down Vicodin pill) I... wouldn't drink that. My leg hurt and I... (gestures half heartedly at the bathroom).

House: How long have you been dating? Six months?
Boyfriend: Yeah, how did you know that?
House: Because after six months, poop love fades.

House: He's cheating on you.
Boyfriend: I never cheated on you!
Honey: I can understand. You're funny, you're accomplished, you can get anything you want.
House: Not with another girl, with another food group.
Honey: You ate meat!

House: Her head exploded. How cool is that?

House: GRODY!

Dr. Wilson: You don't want to end up like you.
House: Good point. Can I resign?

Kyle: It's about my bowel movements.
House: What isn't these days?

House: I was about to examine her boyfriend's rectum.
Dr. Wilson: You asked for a date while your finger was in her boyfriend.
House: Got a number.

House: What would you think of me hiring a nutritionist instead of a neurologist. They sound almost the same.
Dr. Wilson: I take it you've met a hot nutritionist.
House: Don't cheapen this.

House: I'm accomplished, I'm funny, do I get what I want?

House: I'm on anti-depressants 'cause a doctor friend of mine thinks I'm miserable. I don't like them. They make me feel hazy. I eat meat. I like drugs. And I'm not always faithful to the women I date.
Honey: You don't seem depressed.
House: You do realize you just skipped over several deep character flaws that most women would run screaming from.
Honey: You told the truth.
House: Yeah. I don't always do that either.
Honey: Well, how miserable can you be saving lives, sleeping around, and doing drugs?
House: Were you on the debating team in high school?

House: Well, whatever floats your poop.

House: You can't ignore the blood because it's a minority, can you, Foreman?

Dr. Chase: Why's Foreman quitting?
House: He wants to breed llamas.

Dr. Cameron: What's going on?
House: Feel free to speculate among yourselves.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode Resignation: The team deals with a 19-year-old college student, while Foreman suddenly and without a reason hands in his resignation. House seems to have already found Foreman's replacement, an attractive nutritionist named Honey. House: (Wilson Yawns) Aha, you yawned! Wilson: Aha, you tried to kill me. House: I'm planning Foreman's going away party. What do you think of a mermaid under the stars theme? House: YOU DOSED ME!!! House: Where's that smile? Where's that laugh that's sunny, but not enough to contribute to global warming? House: (Wilson reaches for mug to wash down Vicodin pill) I... wouldn't drink that. My leg hurt and I... (gestures half heartedly at the bathroom). House: How long have you been dating? Six months? Boyfriend: Yeah, how did you know that? House: Because after six months, poop love fades. House: He's cheating on you. Boyfriend: I never cheated on you! Honey: I can understand. You're funny, you're accomplished, you can get anything you want. House: Not with another girl, with another food group. Honey: You ate meat! House: Her head exploded. How cool is that? House: GRODY! Dr. Wilson: You don't want to end up like you. House: Good point. Can I resign? Kyle: It's about my bowel movements. House: What isn't these days? House: I was about to examine her boyfriend's rectum. Dr. Wilson: You asked for a date while your finger was in her boyfriend. House: Got a number. House: What would you think of me hiring a nutritionist instead of a neurologist. They sound almost the same. Dr. Wilson: I take it you've met a hot nutritionist. House: Don't cheapen this. House: I'm accomplished, I'm funny, do I get what I want? House: I'm on anti-depressants 'cause a doctor friend of mine thinks I'm miserable. I don't like them. They make me feel hazy. I eat meat. I like drugs. And I'm not always faithful to the women I date. Honey: You don't seem depressed. House: You do realize you just skipped over several deep character flaws that most women would run screaming from. Honey: You told the truth. House: Yeah. I don't always do that either. Honey: Well, how miserable can you be saving lives, sleeping around, and doing drugs? House: Were you on the debating team in high school? House: Well, whatever floats your poop. House: You can't ignore the blood because it's a minority, can you, Foreman? Dr. Chase: Why's Foreman quitting? House: He wants to breed llamas. Dr. Cameron: What's going on? House: Feel free to speculate among yourselves. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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