Housisms : The Jerk

Housisms for episode The Jerk:

House treats a 16-year-old chess prodigy who gets everyone on the team annoyed with his behavior. Foreman is really upset with House because he thinks he sabotages his job interview with another hospital.

House: (to Nate) There is a fine line between tortured genius and creepy kid who can't get girls.

House: Oh, almost forgot. I need to give a 16-year old magic mushrooms to treat a cluster headache. Is that cool?
Dr. Cuddy: No problem. (House leaves the room, Cuddy runs after him) I was being sarcastic.
House: Wouldn't look that way in the court transcript.

House: I like this kid.
Dr. Chase: You haven't met him.
House: I know you don't like him. What else do I need to know?

Dr. Cameron: What about ruptured dermoid cyst?
House: (staggers) Sorry, just got dizzy there. I was expecting to turn right. It's Foreman turn to be shot down.

House: Hey kid, I'll give you this for the... one dollar forty-one cents in your pocket.
Mark: What? But how did you...
House: A psychic once told me I'm psychic.

Nate: Who are you?
House: Dr. McCaney.

House: Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours.
Nate: I can walk.
House: I don't bleed out of my penis.

House: Look, you got two choices. Engage me in a futile argument then do what I ask, or just do what I asked.

Dr. Chase: He's got a partial HPRT enzyme deficiency. Means he could have Kelley-Seegmiller syndrome.
Dr. Cameron: But it's a partial deficiency. So it may not be Kelley-Seegmiller.
House: Yes, those are the two options. It is or it isn't.

Dr. Foreman: Nate went medieval on the other kid. Could be...
House: Hold on! I'm having a moment. This... this could be Foreman's last time mistakenly suggesting an adrenal gland tumor.

House: (to Cameron) If you want to curry favor with me, avoid discussions of other men's testicles.

House: (to Cuddy) You are one evil cunning woman. It's a massive turn-on.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode The Jerk: House treats a 16-year-old chess prodigy who gets everyone on the team annoyed with his behavior. Foreman is really upset with House because he thinks he sabotages his job interview with another hospital. House: (to Nate) There is a fine line between tortured genius and creepy kid who can't get girls. House: Oh, almost forgot. I need to give a 16-year old magic mushrooms to treat a cluster headache. Is that cool? Dr. Cuddy: No problem. (House leaves the room, Cuddy runs after him) I was being sarcastic. House: Wouldn't look that way in the court transcript. House: I like this kid. Dr. Chase: You haven't met him. House: I know you don't like him. What else do I need to know? Dr. Cameron: What about ruptured dermoid cyst? House: (staggers) Sorry, just got dizzy there. I was expecting to turn right. It's Foreman turn to be shot down. House: Hey kid, I'll give you this for the... one dollar forty-one cents in your pocket. Mark: What? But how did you... House: A psychic once told me I'm psychic. Nate: Who are you? House: Dr. McCaney. House: Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours. Nate: I can walk. House: I don't bleed out of my penis. House: Look, you got two choices. Engage me in a futile argument then do what I ask, or just do what I asked. Dr. Chase: He's got a partial HPRT enzyme deficiency. Means he could have Kelley-Seegmiller syndrome. Dr. Cameron: But it's a partial deficiency. So it may not be Kelley-Seegmiller. House: Yes, those are the two options. It is or it isn't. Dr. Foreman: Nate went medieval on the other kid. Could be... House: Hold on! I'm having a moment. This... this could be Foreman's last time mistakenly suggesting an adrenal gland tumor. House: (to Cameron) If you want to curry favor with me, avoid discussions of other men's testicles. House: (to Cuddy) You are one evil cunning woman. It's a massive turn-on. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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