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Housisms for episode Human Error:
A Cuban couple attempt to get to America by raft... to see House about the wife's heart condition. But when she gets worse House wonders if someone on his staff messed up. Meanwhile Foreman prepares to leave and his departure threatens to shake up the entire team.
House: (comes up on a monitor next to Wilson) Help! I'm trapped inside a monitor!
House: I'm world famous now. Press won't leave me alone.
House: How come God gets credit when anything good happens?
House: (to Esteban) You came a long way to see me. You want to put her life in God's hands or mine?
Dr. Cameron: Her blood pressure's rising.
House: Mine is too. Of course, I am doing battle with the deity.
Dr. Wilson: Nice try.
House: Nice tries are worthless.
House: Just one more surgery, and you'll be fine.
Marina: Thank God.
House: Don't make me slap you.
House: Sorry you're in the wrong room. My name on the door, my team, my decisions!
Dr. Cuddy: My building, my floor, my people!
House: (phone rings) Hold that reprimand.
Dr. Cameron: (gives Foreman a present) I'll miss you. I know you won't miss me, but I just thought it would be nice for you to have that.
Dr. Foreman: (stands up and hugs Cameron) I will miss you.
House: Can I have a hug?
Esteban: (walks into House's office) Dr. House?
House: You can vacuum later.
Esteban: I'm not the janitor!
House: It's impossible!
Dr. Cameron: Apparently not.
House: Live hearts don't stop for no reason! Dead hearts don't start for no reason.
Dr. Cameron: Apparently they do.
House: How can we tell him there's no hope if we don't know why there's no hope?
Dr. Wilson: (while performing surgery) Jeez, at 47, I hope my colon looks better than this guy's.
House: (on phone with Chase) Thank you. You are indispensable. Uh.. you're still fired. (hangs up) Wow. That was awkward!
House: (looking at x-ray of broken wrist) Wow, either Foreman's way stronger than he thinks he is or... seriously, or?
Esteban: (referencing House) I came a thousand miles to see him!
Dr. Chase: He doesn't care. I'm sorry, but that's who he is. That's who you risked your life to see.
House: Hey, we know what the problem is.
Esteban: You mean "was."
House: Hey, it's my first tongue.
House: If there is one thing that Castro is good at, it's how to look great in green. If there are two things he's good at, it's how to look great in green and train doctors.
House: (referring to Foreman) He wants to not be me.
Dr. Wilson: Because you're a cold-hearted bastard without any regard for anyone but yourself.
House: He's right.
House: Foreman's not as easy as Cameron, but who is?
Dr. Cameron: I'm in the room.
House: You don't reach terra firma, you don't get any milk or honey.
Dr. Wilson: You are not good with change.
House: That used to be true, but I changed.
House: (Dr. Cameron hands House an envelope) Better be naked pictures.
Dr. Cameron: It's my resignation letter. I've got all I can from this job.
House: What do you expect me to do? Break down and apologize? Beg Chase to come back?
Dr. Cameron: No, I expect you to do what you always do. I expect you to make a joke, go on. I expect you to be just fine. (touches his arm) I'll miss you.
Dr. Cameron: (greets Chase at his residence) Hi, it's Tuesday.
Dr. Chase: No, it's Monday.
Dr. Cameron: I know, I just... didn't feel like waiting.
House: What if it wasn't human error. What if it was God's error?
House: I need to look at the heart.
Dr. Gooding: Why?
House: Can't find my wallet.
Marina: Is this Heaven?
House: No, it's New Jersey.
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