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Housisms for episode Detox:
While trying to figure out why a young patient won't stop bleeding after a car wreck, House takes Cuddy's challenge and goes off Vicodin for a week in exchange for no clinic duty for a month. If House and his team can't determine the source of his patient's blood loss, the 16-year-old car victim will die in a matter of days. As House's withdrawal symptoms become more and more severe, his patient directives for his patient are more harsh and risky than usual, and Foreman and Cameron are afraid he may not be thinking clearly enough to save the patient's life.
Dr. Cuddy: I'll give you a week off clinic duty if you can go a week off narcotics.
House: No way! I love the clinic.
Dr. Cuddy: You love the pills. Two weeks.
House: Pills don't make me high. They make me neutral.
Dr. Cuddy: A month.
House: You're on, mister.
House: If the artery expands, the clot might move on its own. That's very creative. Why didn't you mention this before?
Dr. Chase: Well, I... I didn't think of it before.
House: You should've.
Dr. Cameron: But there isn't a treatment for Hepatitis E - either he'll get better on his own, or he'll continue to deteriorate.
House: Yeah, I went to medical school, too.
Dr. Cuddy: You know, there are other ways to manage pain.
House: Like what, laughter? Meditation? Got a guy who can fix my third chakra?
Dr. Wilson: You alienate people.
House: I've been alienating people since I was three.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, come on! Drop it! You don't think you've changed in the last few years?
House: Well, of, of course I have. I've gotten older. My hair's gotten thinner. Sometimes I'm bored, sometimes I'm lonely, sometimes I wonder what it all means.
House: Of course I've changed!
Dr. Wilson: And everything's the leg? Nothing's the pills? They haven't done a thing to you?
House: They let me do my job, and they take away my pain.
House: (waves cane) Chicks dig this - it's better than a puppy!
Mr. Foster: What is your problem?
House: Bum leg - what's yours?
House: You do that surgery, you'll be killing a mother of four.
Dr. Cuddy: Father of three.
House: I was guessing.
Dr. Cameron: Yeah, I... I trusted you.
House: You always trust me. That's a big mistake.
House: I take risks - sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
Dr. Cuddy: Answer me.
House: Nothing I could say is going to change how you feel, and nothing could come out of your reaction that is going to change what I plan to do. So I prefer to say nothing.
Dr. Cuddy: So...that was you just saying nothing?
House: Uh-huh.
Dr. Foreman: He's detoxing - can't you see he's out of his mind?
House: That's what they said about Manson.
House: His liver is shutting down!
Mr. Foster: What? What does that mean?
House: It means he's better - he's ready to go home!
Dr. Wilson: She's hot so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
House: The envious, jealous 'I never got any in high school' logic. Hello?!?
Dr. Cuddy: I can't protect you. Patients talk, doctors talk.
House: About how big your ass has gotten lately? Not me -- I defend it.
House: Internal bleeding after a car accident? Wow - that's shocking!
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