Housisms : 97 Seconds

Housisms for episode 97 Seconds:

The candidates are now two teams of five women and five men, competing on diagnosing and treating a wheelchair-bound man. Meanwhile House does experiments on himself to test what happens after death, and Foreman, at another hospital, is treating his team in a "House-like" manner.

House: You like exotic. Why are you here?
Brennan: I want this job.
House: Parents sick?
Brennan: No, I... I just...
House: This is not the job you want. This is a job in a zip code you want. You engaged?
Brennan: Yes.
House: Tadaa!

Kutner: Wait, how do you want us to split up?
House: Good question, Overly Excited Former Foster Kid. There's ten of you. I was thinking six against six... no wait...

House: You ladies have the honor to give the patient a feeding tube, discharge him, and show up for work tomorrow. The rest of you, you're a disappointment. You make me want to stop dangling.

Cole: Why are you late?
House: To see who'd put up with it.
Cole: So if we left, we would have been fired?
House: I was gonna fire whoever stuck around. But since everyone stuck around...

Dr. Wilson: You're an idiot. You nearly killed yourself.
House: That was the whole idea.
Dr. Wilson: You wanted to kill yourself?
House: I wanted to nearly kill myself.

House: (yelling at Chase) I could have you fired!
Dr. Chase: You already had me fired.
House: Just proves that I can.
Dr. Chase: Were the men wrong?
House: No. That doesn't change the fact that...
Dr. Chase: (interrupts) Why are you yelling at me?
House: Because performing tests for someone who's not a doctor in this hospital...
Dr. Chase: (interrupts again) You're frustrated. If you want help, I'm here. If you just need to vent, leave a message. (walks away)
Dr. Cameron: I like him better like this. You?

House: Why does his throat think his lungs are his stomach?

House: Can't let you leave. I think you're still suicidal.
Almore: I wasn't trying to off myself.
House: No, that's right. You were just trying to kill the wall.

Dr. Wilson: Just watching you is painful. I'm upping your pain meds.
House: I love you.

House: Without competition we'd still be single-celled organisms.

House: Hey Wilson! I'm gonna cut some cripple's eye out. Wanna come watch?
Dr. Wilson: Good times.

House: You could bury yourself alive in Cuddy's cleavage.

House: (handing over his cane) Would you mind holding my metaphor for a minute?

Henry: It was the best two weeks of my life.
House: I think I’ll miss you most of all, ridiculously old fraud.

House: I’m going to fire the next person who asks me who I'm gonna fire.

Dr. Cuddy: You can’t beat me at a foot race.
House: I thought we were dancing.

Dr. Cuddy: How advanced is the pneumonia?
House: It’s taking college courses.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode 97 Seconds: The candidates are now two teams of five women and five men, competing on diagnosing and treating a wheelchair-bound man. Meanwhile House does experiments on himself to test what happens after death, and Foreman, at another hospital, is treating his team in a "House-like" manner. House: You like exotic. Why are you here? Brennan: I want this job. House: Parents sick? Brennan: No, I... I just... House: This is not the job you want. This is a job in a zip code you want. You engaged? Brennan: Yes. House: Tadaa! Kutner: Wait, how do you want us to split up? House: Good question, Overly Excited Former Foster Kid. There's ten of you. I was thinking six against six... no wait... House: You ladies have the honor to give the patient a feeding tube, discharge him, and show up for work tomorrow. The rest of you, you're a disappointment. You make me want to stop dangling. Cole: Why are you late? House: To see who'd put up with it. Cole: So if we left, we would have been fired? House: I was gonna fire whoever stuck around. But since everyone stuck around... Dr. Wilson: You're an idiot. You nearly killed yourself. House: That was the whole idea. Dr. Wilson: You wanted to kill yourself? House: I wanted to nearly kill myself. House: (yelling at Chase) I could have you fired! Dr. Chase: You already had me fired. House: Just proves that I can. Dr. Chase: Were the men wrong? House: No. That doesn't change the fact that... Dr. Chase: (interrupts) Why are you yelling at me? House: Because performing tests for someone who's not a doctor in this hospital... Dr. Chase: (interrupts again) You're frustrated. If you want help, I'm here. If you just need to vent, leave a message. (walks away) Dr. Cameron: I like him better like this. You? House: Why does his throat think his lungs are his stomach? House: Can't let you leave. I think you're still suicidal. Almore: I wasn't trying to off myself. House: No, that's right. You were just trying to kill the wall. Dr. Wilson: Just watching you is painful. I'm upping your pain meds. House: I love you. House: Without competition we'd still be single-celled organisms. House: Hey Wilson! I'm gonna cut some cripple's eye out. Wanna come watch? Dr. Wilson: Good times. House: You could bury yourself alive in Cuddy's cleavage. House: (handing over his cane) Would you mind holding my metaphor for a minute? Henry: It was the best two weeks of my life. House: I think I’ll miss you most of all, ridiculously old fraud. House: I’m going to fire the next person who asks me who I'm gonna fire. Dr. Cuddy: You can’t beat me at a foot race. House: I thought we were dancing. Dr. Cuddy: How advanced is the pneumonia? House: It’s taking college courses. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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