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Housisms for episode Mirror, Mirror:
House deals with a patient who mirrors the personality of anyone he meets. Meanwhile, Foreman is put in charge of overseeing the fellowship candidates.
House: Have you guys heard any of my metaphors yet? Well come on, sit on grandpa’s lap as I tell you how infections are criminals; immune system’s the police. Seriously, Grumpy, get up here, it’ll make us both happy.
Dr. Cuddy: I just hired (Foreman).
House: Well, I fired him. To infinity.
Brennan : You want us to stop his breathing?
House: Well only until you can figure out why. After that it would be irresponsible.
Dr. Foreman: I’m not quitting.
House: My god, not everything’s about you and your little job and your little world. This is about restoring order in the universe.
Dr. Foreman: I’m not quitting.
House: You’re going to be miserable.
Dr. Foreman: I already am miserable.
House: Did you get a raise? 'Cause then you're a whore. Or didn't you? 'Cause then you're a stupid whore.
Dr. Foreman: The mayo is fine, you can stay where you are. I’m a doctor.
House: Mail order. I’ve seen the diploma--two “N”s in “university.”
Kutner: The cultures were my idea.
House: No one’s keeping score. You’re losing.
Dr. Wilson: Well, you certainly did the right thing by coming to me.
House: Yes, I needed a smug oncologist.
Dr. Wilson: An authoritative oncologist.
House: I hate you. Tell me why.
House: Why are you doing a pelvic for food poisoning?
Kutner: She said her hoo hoo burned.
House: Someone’s gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That’s how I stay so happy.
Thirteen: Getting arrested is not what I'm worried about.
House: Not a problem. You know how to kill dogs, right?
House: So now you’ve electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire. I like the dedication.
Kutner: Thank you.
Taub: It wasn’t a compliment.
House: Yeah it was. The insult comes now; you’re insane!
Dr. Wilson: So what if it’s House?
Dr. Foreman: Then I take the job at Mount Zion.
Dr. Wilson: There is no job at Mount Zion.
Dr. Foreman: House said...
Dr. Wilson: Well, if House said it, it must be true.
House: (about the patient) Keep him in the isolation room so he doesn't pick up extreme bitch syndrome from one of the nurses.
Dr. Cuddy: (about Dr. Foreman) You do nothing without his knowledge.
House: Oh, uh, just in case I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?
House: War doesn't end until Foreman's gone.
Dr. Cuddy: Foreman's not going anywhere.
House: And I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?
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