Housisms : You Don't Want To Know

Housisms for episode You Don't Want To Know:

House treats a magician but comes to believe he's faking illness to cover up his own incompetence. Meanwhile, House pits the fellows against each other in his version of an immunity challenge.

House: (House wakes up strapped to a chair) Patient dead yet?
Thirteen: No.
House: That's a little much for a first date.
Thirteen: Obviously, you've never dated me.

Amber: Pseudomonas would present as an armpit rash. Take off your shirt.
House: You first.

Dr. Wilson: You knew they'd get paged?
House: I noticed a trend. If nobody does anything, sick people often get sicker. Do you think it's remotely possible they had sex?
Dr. Wilson: They're both single. It's still legal in the blue states.
House: She barely knows him.
Dr. Wilson: You know, in some cultures, hiring people to steal someone's underpants is considered wooing. You should move there. Because here it's just, you know, creepy.
House: There was no woo. This was an effective test.
Dr. Wilson: This is beneath my skills.

House: Pull down your pants.
Cole: You think I'm lying?
House: (sarcastic) No, I want to give you a reward. Yes, I think you're lying.

Kutner: I have a sick guy. I saw this magician last night…
House: The girl’s fine. He didn’t really cut him in half.

House: Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. Might not even be oxy.

House: Oh my God! You’re not wearing underwear!
Dr. Cuddy: Of course I’m…
House: Skirt that tight, you got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you’ve got an IUD.

Taub: Those really were her panties?
House: Cole has traveled through the forest of crustaceans and brought us a treasure.

House: I found an old picture in your wallet.
Thirteen: Of course you did.
House: I wasn’t snooping. I needed lunch money.

Dr. Wilson: Of course you're type AB. Universal recipient. You take from everybody.
House: Course, you're Type O, Universal Donor. No wonder you're paying three alimonies.

House: The whole point of this was to subvert Cuddy. You became her partner, gave her power she didn’t already have. Let her greedy fingers into my cookie jar. Which, sadly, is not as dirty as it sounds.

House: I finally have a case of Lupus.

Dr. Foreman Umm, there's a guy bleeding.
House: Foreman, she's not wearing any underwear. You used to be more fun.
Dr. Foreman: She's not wearing any underwear, big deal. When she stops wearing clothing, then we can stop the medical stuff.

House: I need you to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy. Not kidding. Thong. Cuddy. Go!
Dr. Foreman: (everyone looks at Foreman) It's how I got hired.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1438	Housisms for episode You Don't Want To Know: House treats a magician but comes to believe he's faking illness to cover up his own incompetence. Meanwhile, House pits the fellows against each other in his version of an immunity challenge. House: (House wakes up strapped to a chair) Patient dead yet? Thirteen: No. House: That's a little much for a first date. Thirteen: Obviously, you've never dated me. Amber: Pseudomonas would present as an armpit rash. Take off your shirt. House: You first. Dr. Wilson: You knew they'd get paged? House: I noticed a trend. If nobody does anything, sick people often get sicker. Do you think it's remotely possible they had sex? Dr. Wilson: They're both single. It's still legal in the blue states. House: She barely knows him. Dr. Wilson: You know, in some cultures, hiring people to steal someone's underpants is considered wooing. You should move there. Because here it's just, you know, creepy. House: There was no woo. This was an effective test. Dr. Wilson: This is beneath my skills. House: Pull down your pants. Cole: You think I'm lying? House: (sarcastic) No, I want to give you a reward. Yes, I think you're lying. Kutner: I have a sick guy. I saw this magician last night… House: The girl’s fine. He didn’t really cut him in half. House: Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. Might not even be oxy. House: Oh my God! You’re not wearing underwear! Dr. Cuddy: Of course I’m… House: Skirt that tight, you got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you’ve got an IUD. Taub: Those really were her panties? House: Cole has traveled through the forest of crustaceans and brought us a treasure. House: I found an old picture in your wallet. Thirteen: Of course you did. House: I wasn’t snooping. I needed lunch money. Dr. Wilson: Of course you're type AB. Universal recipient. You take from everybody. House: Course, you're Type O, Universal Donor. No wonder you're paying three alimonies. House: The whole point of this was to subvert Cuddy. You became her partner, gave her power she didn’t already have. Let her greedy fingers into my cookie jar. Which, sadly, is not as dirty as it sounds. House: I finally have a case of Lupus. Dr. Foreman Umm, there's a guy bleeding. House: Foreman, she's not wearing any underwear. You used to be more fun. Dr. Foreman: She's not wearing any underwear, big deal. When she stops wearing clothing, then we can stop the medical stuff. House: I need you to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy. Not kidding. Thong. Cuddy. Go! Dr. Foreman: (everyone looks at Foreman) It's how I got hired. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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