Housisms : Cursed

Housisms for episode Cursed:

A 12-year-old boy believes he's cursed after a Ouija board tells him he's going to die, and his father makes increasing demands on House as they try to diagnose the boy's pneumonia-like symptoms and incongruous rash. Meanwhile, Chase's estranged father, a renowned doctor from Australia, visits and House invites him to sit in, much to Chase's discomfort. When House diagnoses the boy's illness, the young patient is forced to face the idea that his father may not be everything he believes.

Wilson: You want to get to the bottom of this, you're doing it exactly right. Don't talk to the people involved, drag your buddy away from work for some pointless speculation.
House: You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.

House: Oh, you never run out of thingies...like that blonde thingy you were chatting up.
Dr. Wilson: She's the hospital accountant! We were going over billing procedures!
House: Double-entry bookkeeping?!

House: (talking to a Vicodin pill) There you are. Were you scared? It's okay, you're home now. (swallows it)

Dr. Wilson: On the other hand, there is the 'do unto others' thingy?
House: Then I should definitely tell him. I'd want to know.
Dr. Wilson: You want to know everything. There's also the 'keeping your promises' thingy.
House: You never run out of thingies.

Gabe: Who are you?
House: The little ones call me "Uncle Greg".

House: Are you saying that for the chance of a beautiful family moment, or is there some medicine involved?
Rowan Chase: It fits better.
House: Too bad. I was hoping for the other reason. I was going to go get my camera.

Dr. Chase: How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly don't have a personal life.

Older Patient: Hey, my fingers are numb!
House: Your watch is on too tight.

Jeffrey: Are you being funny?
House: Apparently not.

Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you.
House: You know, words can hurt.

House: You're Chase's dad. It's hard to miss, with the big hug and how glad he was to see you.

House: A secret club? What's the secret -- they're all morons?

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode Cursed: A 12-year-old boy believes he's cursed after a Ouija board tells him he's going to die, and his father makes increasing demands on House as they try to diagnose the boy's pneumonia-like symptoms and incongruous rash. Meanwhile, Chase's estranged father, a renowned doctor from Australia, visits and House invites him to sit in, much to Chase's discomfort. When House diagnoses the boy's illness, the young patient is forced to face the idea that his father may not be everything he believes. Wilson: You want to get to the bottom of this, you're doing it exactly right. Don't talk to the people involved, drag your buddy away from work for some pointless speculation. House: You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat. House: Oh, you never run out of thingies...like that blonde thingy you were chatting up. Dr. Wilson: She's the hospital accountant! We were going over billing procedures! House: Double-entry bookkeeping?! House: (talking to a Vicodin pill) There you are. Were you scared? It's okay, you're home now. (swallows it) Dr. Wilson: On the other hand, there is the 'do unto others' thingy? House: Then I should definitely tell him. I'd want to know. Dr. Wilson: You want to know everything. There's also the 'keeping your promises' thingy. House: You never run out of thingies. Gabe: Who are you? House: The little ones call me "Uncle Greg". House: Are you saying that for the chance of a beautiful family moment, or is there some medicine involved? Rowan Chase: It fits better. House: Too bad. I was hoping for the other reason. I was going to go get my camera. Dr. Chase: How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life? House: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly don't have a personal life. Older Patient: Hey, my fingers are numb! House: Your watch is on too tight. Jeffrey: Are you being funny? House: Apparently not. Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you. House: You know, words can hurt. House: You're Chase's dad. It's hard to miss, with the big hug and how glad he was to see you. House: A secret club? What's the secret -- they're all morons? Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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