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Housisms for episode Honeymoon:
When Stacy insists her husband Mark get tests, House insists he can handle things. But despite the fact Mark's tests prove negative, his steadily growing symptoms indicate he is dying. While House struggles with the mystery and make increasing demands on his staff, Wilson worries about House's emotional well-being, and Cuddy considers adding a new employee to the clinic.
House: I diagnosed him, I did my job. You want somebody to tie him down and force him into treatment, well, you're way better at that than I am.
Stacy: Is that what this is? Payback for your leg? How many times have we been over this; I saved your life.
House: Yeah, maybe.
Stacy: You're going to kill my husband to teach me a lesson?
House: No, he's going to die because he's too stubborn to make the right choice.
Stacy: Now we're in your territory.
House: I'm respecting your husband's decision, I don't see why you've got a problem with that.
House: I got Mark's latest blood work, he's not responding to treatment.
Dr. Wilson: I'm sorry.
House: I was happy. He's my patient. I'm sure he's a good guy, he's probably a great guy. Probably a much better guy than I am. And some part of me wants him to die. I'm just not sure if it's because I want to be with her or if it's because I want her to suffer.
Stacy: Elevate the words all you want, you were just screwing with him. Low even by your standards.
House: Medical screwing. It's what I do.
House: You know, we should do things together. Maybe throw a ball around or something. Guy stuff.
Mark: We could go for a run together.
House: Ah! It's Oscar Wilde!
Stacy: I'm not over you. You were, you were the one, you always will be. But I can't be with you.
House: So I'm the guy, but you want the other guy, who by definition can never be the guy.
Dr. Wilson: Be yourself; cold, uncaring, distant.
House: Please, don't put me on a pedestal.
House: Did I miss anything?
Dr. Chase: Kitchen sink?
House: Well, we could certainly give that... oh, you minx.
Dr. Cuddy: I want to run something by you.
House: I will not have sex with you! Not again! It was miserable the first time; your desperate administrative need!
Stacy: Please. If you're right, this may be (Mark's) only shot.
House: So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I got the little girl and the Aussie'll run like a scared wombat if things turn rough.
Dr. Cameron: What happened to everyone lies?
House: I was lying.
Dr. Cameron: Who (thinks he's sick)?
House: His wife.
Dr. Cameron: The woman you used to live with.
House: That's her Indian name. On her driver's license it's "Stacy."
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