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Housisms for episode Acceptance:
A death row inmate is felled by an unknown disease and House decides to take on the case, over Cuddy and Foreman's objections. House also has to deal with Stacy who is working closely with him, while Cameron has to cope with a dying patient.
House: Do I have to spell it out for you? Pheochromocytoma. Actually, I'm not sure how you spell it.
Clarence: Man, are you drunk!
House: Yes I am.
Stacy: If you didn't want me working here, why didn't you just say so?
House: I don't want you working right here. In my office. But anywhere else in the building is fine. It's a really big hospital.
House: She's got metastatic squamous cell lung cancer, six months, tops.
Dr. Cameron: Have you even looked at the x-ray?
House: No, just guessing. It's a new game. If it's wrong, she gets a stuffed bear.
Dr. Cameron: A spot on a x-ray doesn't necessarily mean that she's terminal.
House: I love children. So filled with hope.
House: Somebody left this (file) on my chair. Clever - forces me to either deal with the file or never sit down again.
Dr. Cuddy: It was just a consult? Did you expect us to shut down an entire floor for this guy?
House: Did you do something to your hair?
Stacy: You said you cleared it with (Cuddy)...
House: Come on. You've known me how long and you still don't know when I'm joshin' ya?
Warden: Your patient shanked one inmate his first month here, broke another one's neck, nearly decapitated one of my guards...
House: Relax - I've got a great bedside manner.
Dr. Foreman: Aren't there better ways to spend our time?
House: Good question. What makes a person deserving? Is a man who cheats on his wife more deserving than a man who kills his wife?
Dr. Foreman: Uh... yeah. Actually, he is.
House: What about a child molester? Certainly not a good guy, but he didn't kill anybody. Maybe he can get antibiotics, but no MRIs. What about you? What medical care should you be denied for being a car thief? Tell you what: the three of you work out a list of what medical treatments a person loses based on the crime they committed. I'll review it when I get back.
James: You can't go in there.
House: Who are you, and why are you wearing a tie?
James: I'm Dr. Cuddy's new assistant. Can I tell her what it's regarding?
House: Yes. I would like to know why she gets a secretary and I don't.
James: I'm her assistant, not her secretary. I graduated from Rutgers.
House: Hmm. I didn't know they had a secretarial school. Well, I hope you took some classes in sexual harassment law. Does the word "ka-ching" mean anything to you? I'm going in now.
House: Don't worry - Mommy and Daddy are fighting, but we love you all the same as before. Now go out and play - bring Daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas.
House: Little busy right now. Getting my drink on.
House: I have to make him all better for the state to kill him. Is it me or does that seem ironic?
House: Figuring requires deductive reason -- I'm figuring you're doing no figuring.
House: I know you like (Stacy), but there's a code -- bros before hos.
Dr. Wilson: Do you know why people are nice to other people?
House: Oh, I know this one...
Clarence: My gut, it feels like it's getting stabbed!
House: Well, he would know.
Dr. Cameron: I took an oath to do no harm.
House: Well, it's not like you signed it or anything.
House: You know how people say you can't live without love. Well, oxygen is even more important.
House: Nolo? I don't want to say anything bad about another doctor, especially a useless drunk.
Dr. Cuddy: You're addicted to pain pills.
House: But not useless.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have access to the hospital mainframe.
House: No, but "Partypants" does.
Dr. Cuddy: You stole my password?
House: Hardly counts as stealing. Pretty obvious choice.
Dr. Foreman: What, don't you have an opinion?
House: Everyone has an opinion.
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