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Housisms for episode Don't Ever Change:
House and his team must diagnose a Jewish bride who is taken ill at her wedding. However, House is more interested in analyzing Wilson's relationship with his new girlfriend.
House: Stand her up.
Thirteen: She doesn't do well on her feet.
House: Neither do I.
House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.
Dr. Cuddy: Good morning.
House: People lie. People sin, including Jews.
Kutner: Saw Amber drop off Wilson this morning.
House: Yes. The male always drives the female.
House: Cross-species mating. If you like Darwin and the Galapagos.
Dr. Wilson: Amber and I have a lot in common.
House: She's a cutthroat bitch. You cry over Dark Victory
Dr. Wilson: Bette Davis, another strong assertive woman.
House: I thought Amber scared you guys.
Kutner: She does. But she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.
House: So do Canadians--doesn't mean I want to date one.
House: Hasidic women marry young so they can start pushing out little Hasidlings.
House: So you will trust my diagnosis, and you'll let me treat her, because in this temple I am Dr. Yahweh.
House: People don't change. For instance, I'm going to keep repeating "People don't change."
House: Are you agreeing with me, or are you making a point?
Thirteen: I'm making a point.
House: That's gonna take longer.
Amber: Hi, Greg. And I call you Greg because we're now social equals.
House: I call you "cutthroat bitch" because… well, quad erat demonstratum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.
House: (to Wilson about Amber) Any minute now she's going to hit him in the face with your testicles.
House: (to Wilson) Wait a second. This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves... oh my god. You're sleeping with me.
Dr. Wilson: (comparing Amber to House) Amber is exactly what I need and you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing topped with a thin crust of megalomania.
House: Hey, that's my best friend's girl you're talking about.
House: She's a needy version of me.
Dr. Wilson: Hard to imagine such a mythical creature.
Amber: Why do you have to believe that I have an ulterior motive?
House: For the same reason I believe that crack whores can have sex. For crack.
House: Hey, stop that Jew!
House: (to Wilson) I've decided you could do worse than a female proxy for me.
Dr. Wilson: Are you being… self-sacrificing?
House: I'll sacrifice a lab rat, I'll sacrifice a fly, I'll sacrifice $200 on a mudder at Monmouth Park. I don't sacrifice self. Shabbat shalom, Wilson.
Dr. Wilson: Shabbat shalom, House.
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