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Housisms for episode Daddy's Boy:
A Princeton student who is graduating suffers a seizure while partying at a frat house. House's parents also drop by to see their son.
Dr. Wilson: We're discussing your new patient.
House: Must be a boring discussion, considering that I haven't accepted a new patient.
House: (hearing serious news about patient on phone) Check it again. I'll be right there.
Dr. Cuddy: What happened?
House: Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier.
House: You - intravenous broad spectrum antibiotics. You - get cervical, thoracic, and lumbar T2 weighted fast spin echo MRIs. And you - track down all the other Richie Riches who went to Jamaica. See if any of them have the shocks, the trots, or the hots.
Dr. Foreman: You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.
House: Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right.
Dr. Wilson: If you have the money then why did you need the loan?
House: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you'd give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me $40 a year ago. Ummm, a little experiment to see where you'd draw the line.
Dr. Wilson: You're... you're trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship?
House: It's five grand, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.
Dr. Wilson: Two-wheeled vehicles that travel 150 miles an hour don't really go well with crippled irresponsible drug addicts.
House: Actually, two-wheeled vehicles that go 180 miles an hour do not go well with healthy responsible architects who don't know how to separate breaking and turning. Good news is, it brings the price right down.
House: Good morning!
Dr. Foreman: It's almost noon.
House: Really? Must be why I'm so hungry. Who's up for lunch?
Dr. Cameron: Why do would you need $5,000?
Dr. Chase: Bad night at poker or great night with a hooker.
House: Thank you for saving me the trouble of deflecting that personal question with a joke.
House: When I said I'd do anything for the money, I obviously didn't mean it.
Dr. Cameron: Who was that?
House: Angelina Jolie. I call her "Mom." Who thinks that's sexy?
Dr. Wilson: You used me to avoid seeing your parents.
House: What do you care?
Dr. Wilson: I don't - I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.
House: You could have just asked.
Dr. Wilson: You would have lied.
House: You would have believed me, which would have kept us both happy.
Dr. Cameron: You're not curious?
Dr. Chase: I'm curious about crocs, but I don't stick my head in their mouths.
House: Get me out of this and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transsexual.
Dr. Cuddy: There is no such rumor.
House: There will be, unless you get me out of this dinner.
House: Mom, it's great to see you.
Blythe House: Oh, Greg, don't lie.
John House: Last I checked, you have two legs.
House: (holds up cane) Three, actually.
Dr. Cameron: What's with the jacket?
House: It keeps me warm and (flicks his hair) cool. How does it know?
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