Housisms : Spin

Housisms for episode Spin:

A professional bicyclist is brought in after collapsing during a race, but House doesn't want to treat him because he thinks the athlete is taking performance-enhancing drugs. House only becomes interested when the patient admits to taking the drugs.

House: Trouble in paradise, two o'clock.
Dr. Wilson: Your two o'clock or my 2 o'clock?
House: (points) There.

Jeff: There's no way I'd touch EPO. Too many guys stroking out and dying.
House: Damn! Ten bucks for the tickets, six for the popcorn.
Jeff: I do straight blood doping.
Dr. Cuddy: Plot twist!
House: That's a very daring confession.
Manager: We've got confidentiality, right?
House: Assuming I'm more ethical than your client.

House: She (Stacy) can't handle working with me.
Dr. Cuddy: Oh right, yeah, (Stacy's) still got a thing for you, making it impossible for her to deal, makes perfect sense. Except for the pronouns!

House: The air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony.

Dr. Cameron: It could be ALS.
Dr. Foreman: He's too young for that.
Dr. Cameron: Some type of muscular dystrophy?
Dr. Foreman: He's too old for that.
House: So what would be just right, Goldilocks?

Dr. Wilson: You really really need to get some.
House: I get some "some" all the time. I always need to borrow "some" money.

Dr. Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?
House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every two weeks.

House: You know me, hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.

House: This is exactly why I created nurses. Cleanup on aisle three!

House: Go forth and scan his neck.
Dr. Chase: His neck?
House: Or repeat everything I say in question form.

House: How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder?
Dr. Cuddy: Responsibly.
House: You know I can't do that!

House: What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?

Dr. Chase: You were right.
House: Now there were three wasted words.

House: You know, our relationship was way better when we were sleeping together. Why did we stop doing that? Did you get married?
Stacy: Yes. Otherwise I'd be on you like red on rice.
House: Look, rice isn't... oh, I get it!

Stacy: We need to talk.
House: Oh god, are you pregnant? 'Cause I really want to finish high school.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode Spin: A professional bicyclist is brought in after collapsing during a race, but House doesn't want to treat him because he thinks the athlete is taking performance-enhancing drugs. House only becomes interested when the patient admits to taking the drugs. House: Trouble in paradise, two o'clock. Dr. Wilson: Your two o'clock or my 2 o'clock? House: (points) There. Jeff: There's no way I'd touch EPO. Too many guys stroking out and dying. House: Damn! Ten bucks for the tickets, six for the popcorn. Jeff: I do straight blood doping. Dr. Cuddy: Plot twist! House: That's a very daring confession. Manager: We've got confidentiality, right? House: Assuming I'm more ethical than your client. House: She (Stacy) can't handle working with me. Dr. Cuddy: Oh right, yeah, (Stacy's) still got a thing for you, making it impossible for her to deal, makes perfect sense. Except for the pronouns! House: The air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony. Dr. Cameron: It could be ALS. Dr. Foreman: He's too young for that. Dr. Cameron: Some type of muscular dystrophy? Dr. Foreman: He's too old for that. House: So what would be just right, Goldilocks? Dr. Wilson: You really really need to get some. House: I get some "some" all the time. I always need to borrow "some" money. Dr. Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food? House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every two weeks. House: You know me, hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor. House: This is exactly why I created nurses. Cleanup on aisle three! House: Go forth and scan his neck. Dr. Chase: His neck? House: Or repeat everything I say in question form. House: How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder? Dr. Cuddy: Responsibly. House: You know I can't do that! House: What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts? Dr. Chase: You were right. House: Now there were three wasted words. House: You know, our relationship was way better when we were sleeping together. Why did we stop doing that? Did you get married? Stacy: Yes. Otherwise I'd be on you like red on rice. House: Look, rice isn't... oh, I get it! Stacy: We need to talk. House: Oh god, are you pregnant? 'Cause I really want to finish high school. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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