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A gay man with full-blown AIDS collapses in front of House's home and goes into shock. When House discovers the man's father is suffering from symptoms of his own, he must determine if they might be connected and save both their lives. Meanwhile, Cameron faces a potentially life-threatening disease of her own.



House: Two successful surgeries, two lives saved. I'm over my quota. Can I have next week off?
Dr. Cuddy: Two family members assaulted.
House: It was self-defense.
Dr. Cuddy: You baited him.
House: You're right. I was asking for it. The low-cut blouse, the do-me pumps.

Dr. Cuddy: Go see Stacy.
House: We gave him EPI. He's fine.
Dr. Cuddy: You need a lawyer. Go see Stacy. You hit a patient.
House: Four words, two mistakes. He's not a patient and I didn't hit him.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course you didn't. Go see Stacy.

Stacy: Okay, I blow my smoke into the vents so Mark doesn't know.
House: I always knew it.
Stacy: Bluffing!
House: You started two weeks after my surgery. Menthols, then lights after a month.
Stacy: Why didn't you say anything?
House: 'Cause it helped me monitor your misery level. One trip outside was a good day, upwards of six you were in hell.

House: Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.

Wilson: Sooo... now you've gotta drum up another excuse to be around the love of your life. Could hit another patient.
House: Naah. Don't like to repeat myself. People will say I'm formulaic.

House: I am not treating you.
Kalvin: Because you're a closet case? (looks at House and Wilson)
Dr. Wilson: We're... not together.
House: He's so self-loathing.

Dr. Cameron: Why do you have a rat?
House: Jealous?

House: Meanwhile, (Stacy) can't stop thinking about... I can't read that. Is she obsessed with a "gray horse," or me?
Dr. Wilson: It says she thinks you're an annoying jerk.
House: It's a pet name

House: Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend.
Kalvin: Honey, I will marry it if you take my case.
House: Congress says you can't.

Stacy: You don't treat him, he charges you with assault.
House: Just because he says I hit him doesn't make it true. Watch; I'm surrounded by naked cheerleaders. (nothing happens) See?

Mark: What's going on?
House: It's not what you think. I now it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually we're having sex.
Stacy: We're working.
Mark: Wow, wish I'd become a doctor. This place would be spotless.

Dr. Foreman: Bad time? Where are you?
House: At your girlfriend's place. Ignore the moaning and squeaking.

House: Gotta go. It's killing time.

Kalvin: This is none of your business.
House: You should have thought of that before you stalked me. Now I'm interested.

Dr. Cameron: So you always use a condom?
Dr. Foreman: Uhhh, yeah.
House: Brother's on the down low... got to.
Dr. Foreman: I'm not ready for any Foreman juniors yet.
Dr. Cameron: You?
House: Working girls - they're sticklers. You're not going to poll Chase?
Dr. Chase: I'm not an idiot.
House: Obviously not. Who doesn't sleep with a drugged-out colleague when they have a chance?

House: Okay.
Dr. Cuddy: That's it, "okay"? No name-calling, no squawking, no rending of garments?
House: I like this t-shirt.



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