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Housisms for episode Skin Deep:
House uncovers a startling secret when he treats a teenage supermodel for heroin addiction. Meanwhile, Wilson hopes the increased leg pain in House's leg is an indication his leg nerves are regenerating.
Martin: (after being told the daughter he had sex with is a boy) This is obviously a joke. This is impossible!
House: No, a joke would be me calling you a homo. See the difference?
House: (examining Alex's mammogram) I knew the twins were real. Chase owes me.
Dr. Wilson: Brilliant idea sending Stacy away. It's really done wonders for you.
House: Listen, none of this has anything to do with Stacy.
Dr. Wilson: Right. Giant coincidence you've gone completely off the rails since she left. Inducing migraines, worsening leg pain.
House: (whacks Wilson's leg) Aw, you miss Stacy too?
Dr. Cameron: Since when do you voluntarily go see patients?
House: Have you seen her?
Dr. Cameron: She's fifteen!
House: Yeah, but there's something about her, something in her eyes, a kind of maturity...
Dr. Cameron: Yeah, yeah, she's an old soul - this is creepy, even for you.
House: (discussing Alex's breasts) Two clinic hours says that those love apples are handcrafted by God.
Dr. Foreman: I thought you didn't believe in God.
House: I do now.
Dr. Wilson: How'd you get here?
House: By osmosis.
Dr. Cuddy: Teenage supermodel. Presented with double vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy...
House: You had me at "teenage supermodel".
Alex: I was passed out, but I wasn't. I, I knew what was going on, but I couldn't move or talk...
House: Yeah, sounds like a medical thing. It's called cataplexy. Catfight and cataplexy on the catwalk. Cool.
Dr. Foreman: There's no age limit on addiction.
House: (popping a Vicodin) He's right.
House: I take it you're married.
George: (gestures to his wedding ring) You must be psychic.
House: You must be witty.
Dr. Foreman: Why would your mind go to abuse so fast?
House: I had a funny uncle.
Dr. Foreman: You were abused?
House: What? No! Why'd your mind go to that so fast? I just had a funny uncle. Great stories, always filthy.
House: Fine, arrest him. Use Cuddy's handcuffs.
Dr. Wilson: Heard you killed your supermodel.
House: Only for a minute.
Dr. Wilson: Just for my own clarity, how many more patients do you have to kill before you admit this leg thing might be a problem?
House: Three.
Dr. Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Dr. Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Dr. Cuddy: House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!
Dr. Wilson: If you think it will help, the drugs will help. Power of the mind.
House: You're right. The more I talk to you, the more the pain floods back.
House: Did you check the pancreas?
Dr. Wilson: Oh come on. You're just making up organs now, aren't you?
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