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Housisms for episode Clueless:
House believes a woman is trying to kill her husband and tries to find the proof to confirm his suspicions. When Wilson moves in with House after separating from his wife, he learns Wilson is a great cook.
Dr. Cameron: He's gonna need a lung transplant.
House: He's becoming more attractive by the minute, isn't he?
Dr. Cameron: You're pleased. You think you've proved every marriage is a mistake
House: Do I look pleased?
House: He's choking on his tongue, not his feet.
Dr. Chase: (about the couple's threesome) Another guy, or girl?
Dr. Cameron: Girl. His wife's college roommate.
Dr. Chase: If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be.
Dr. Wilson: You're kicking me out? After one night?
House: Why, you think we should try counseling first?
House: Is the ant big and red or small and black?
Dr. Foreman: Medium and brown
House: Halle Berry brown or Beyonce brown?
Dr. Cameron: Is there a difference?
House: (sarcastically) Is there a difference?
Dr. Wilson: I was watching something.
House: No, you were about to watch something. I'm watching something. See the difference?
Dr. Wilson: Now why do you have a season pass to the New Yankee Workshop?
House: It's a complete moron working with power tools. How much more suspenseful can you get?
House: Chase, find out what the resort cooks with, if they repainted recently, or did any plumbing repairs.
Dr. Chase: I don't speak Spanish.
House: Then it'll be challenging.
Dr. Cameron: If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage. (everyone stares)
House: Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment.
Dr. Cameron: What was I supposed to do, tie her up?
House: Why not, she likes that.
House: A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search.
House: Good Lord, what is that smell?
Dr. Wilson: Stuffed pepper.
House: Stuffed with what? Vomit?
Vincent: The only person I've had sex with is my wife.
House: Bummer.
House: You blow dry your hair?
Dr. Wilson: Oh, sorry, did I wake you up?
House: (louder) You blow dry your hair?!?
Wilson: Oh, sorry for caring how I look like.
House: I think the word you're looking for is "obsessing."
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