Housisms : Safe

Housisms for episode Safe:

Melinda, a troubled teenage girl who is immuno-compromised as a result of the medications she must take after a heart transplant, has a severe allergic reaction and goes into shock when her boyfriend visits her. Meanwhile, House and Wilson continue to work out the problems in their new living arrangement.

House: This is the one downside of teenage sex - you're idiots. You almost killed your girlfriend. She's allergic to penicillin.
Dan: What, do you think there was still some on my lips? I brushed my teeth!
House: Think lower, and more fun.
Dan: I mean... it can... it can go through your stuff?
House: Totally, dude!

Dr. Wilson: You said you'd hang the stethoscope if you were having sex.
House: I didn't say it had to be with another person.
Dr. Wilson: I was waiting out there for hours.
House: I need a lot of foreplay, and then there is the cuddling afterwards.

Dan: What, do you think there was still some (penicillin) on my lips? I brushed my teeth.
House: Think lower and more fun.

Dan: Do you have to tell her (her seizure) was my fault?
House: No. Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything.

House: Lying to your parents is usually the right thing to do, but there is the impending death exception.

House: You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem do you deal with first?
Dr. Foreman: House...
House: None of them, the building's on fire!

Dr. Chase: Melinda's dying.
House: We're all dying. How fast?

House: Get an L.P. And do PCRs for the viruses. And get an E.M.G. to check for Guillain-Barre. If Foreman's right we gotta find out why she's paralysed. (team stare at House) But not before staring at me dumbly for a few seconds...

House: (stops Foreman from writing on the whiteboard) Sorry, there's a reason they call it the whiteboard. It's not my rule.

Dr. Foreman: We explained the anaphylaxis...
House: What do you mean we? I did! At least I thought I did. Maybe I didn't. Still it was all me!

Dr. Foreman: I say we assume House was right about the anaphylaxis...
House: It is tempting.

Dan: But, you know, they've tested Mellinda, they said she wasn't allergic to my stuff.
House: Yeah, four days later. By that time the penicillin was crusting up a sock in the bottom of your hamper.

Dan: (about a coma patient) Is he Okay?
House: He's just tired from being in a coma so long.

House: What did he do to protect her? Brillo Pad his privates?
Dr. Cameron: I assume he washed, and he...
House: Oh, good work! Assumptions are so much faster than actual questions!

House: Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

Dr. Wilson: You erased my messages?
House: Yep. Decided I wanted you to stay. Told you that, didn't I?
Dr. Wilson: You're miserable and you're lonely and you're gonna trap me here to keep me every bit as miserable and lonely too.
House: Yeah. You're happy, happy, happy.

Dr. Wilson: You said you'd hang the stethoscope if you were having sex.
House: I didn't say it had to be with another person.

Dr. Wilson: Oh, no wonder you were in the mood - this month's New Jersey Journal of Cardiology.
House: Have you seen the centerfold? There's no way those valves are real!

House: What are you doing?!
Dr. Wilson: What? You asked me...
House: You knew that I was interested. That gives you a valuable bargaining chip. You'd have me doing dishes for a week!

House: Only way to confirm this, inject the rat with her blood and wait for it to get all botulistic on your ass. In the meantime, I'm going downstairs to browbeat a scared, dying teenage girl until she breaks down like... a scared, dying teenage girl.

Dr. Wilson: Cuddy called.
House: I know. I saw the caller ID.
Dr. Wilson: Young girl, anaphylactic shock.
House: You answered?
Dr. Wilson: Turns out, that's what stops the ringing.

Dr. Cuddy: These are your big ideas; somebody's lying?
House: Hasn't let me down yet.

Dr. Cameron: Love is an emotion certain people experience. Similar to happiness. You know, maybe I should give a more relatable example.
House: Ohhh... snap!

House: What's the good news, what's the bad news?
Dr. Chase: Congestive heart failure.
House: Is which?
Dr. Chase: Good news.
House: Why?
Dr. Chase: I don't know. Just... sounded like you.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode Safe: Melinda, a troubled teenage girl who is immuno-compromised as a result of the medications she must take after a heart transplant, has a severe allergic reaction and goes into shock when her boyfriend visits her. Meanwhile, House and Wilson continue to work out the problems in their new living arrangement. House: This is the one downside of teenage sex - you're idiots. You almost killed your girlfriend. She's allergic to penicillin. Dan: What, do you think there was still some on my lips? I brushed my teeth! House: Think lower, and more fun. Dan: I mean... it can... it can go through your stuff? House: Totally, dude! Dr. Wilson: You said you'd hang the stethoscope if you were having sex. House: I didn't say it had to be with another person. Dr. Wilson: I was waiting out there for hours. House: I need a lot of foreplay, and then there is the cuddling afterwards. Dan: What, do you think there was still some (penicillin) on my lips? I brushed my teeth. House: Think lower and more fun. Dan: Do you have to tell her (her seizure) was my fault? House: No. Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. House: Lying to your parents is usually the right thing to do, but there is the impending death exception. House: You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? Dr. Foreman: House... House: None of them, the building's on fire! Dr. Chase: Melinda's dying. House: We're all dying. How fast? House: Get an L.P. And do PCRs for the viruses. And get an E.M.G. to check for Guillain-Barre. If Foreman's right we gotta find out why she's paralysed. (team stare at House) But not before staring at me dumbly for a few seconds... House: (stops Foreman from writing on the whiteboard) Sorry, there's a reason they call it the whiteboard. It's not my rule. Dr. Foreman: We explained the anaphylaxis... House: What do you mean we? I did! At least I thought I did. Maybe I didn't. Still it was all me! Dr. Foreman: I say we assume House was right about the anaphylaxis... House: It is tempting. Dan: But, you know, they've tested Mellinda, they said she wasn't allergic to my stuff. House: Yeah, four days later. By that time the penicillin was crusting up a sock in the bottom of your hamper. Dan: (about a coma patient) Is he Okay? House: He's just tired from being in a coma so long. House: What did he do to protect her? Brillo Pad his privates? Dr. Cameron: I assume he washed, and he... House: Oh, good work! Assumptions are so much faster than actual questions! House: Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about. Dr. Wilson: You erased my messages? House: Yep. Decided I wanted you to stay. Told you that, didn't I? Dr. Wilson: You're miserable and you're lonely and you're gonna trap me here to keep me every bit as miserable and lonely too. House: Yeah. You're happy, happy, happy. Dr. Wilson: You said you'd hang the stethoscope if you were having sex. House: I didn't say it had to be with another person. Dr. Wilson: Oh, no wonder you were in the mood - this month's New Jersey Journal of Cardiology. House: Have you seen the centerfold? There's no way those valves are real! House: What are you doing?! Dr. Wilson: What? You asked me... House: You knew that I was interested. That gives you a valuable bargaining chip. You'd have me doing dishes for a week! House: Only way to confirm this, inject the rat with her blood and wait for it to get all botulistic on your ass. In the meantime, I'm going downstairs to browbeat a scared, dying teenage girl until she breaks down like... a scared, dying teenage girl. Dr. Wilson: Cuddy called. House: I know. I saw the caller ID. Dr. Wilson: Young girl, anaphylactic shock. House: You answered? Dr. Wilson: Turns out, that's what stops the ringing. Dr. Cuddy: These are your big ideas; somebody's lying? House: Hasn't let me down yet. Dr. Cameron: Love is an emotion certain people experience. Similar to happiness. You know, maybe I should give a more relatable example. House: Ohhh... snap! House: What's the good news, what's the bad news? Dr. Chase: Congestive heart failure. House: Is which? Dr. Chase: Good news. House: Why? Dr. Chase: I don't know. Just... sounded like you. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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