Housisms : Euphoria

Housisms for episode Euphoria - Part 1:

When a police officer with a gunshot wound to the head and uncontrollable laughter is admitted, House and the team are baffled. When Foreman begins showing the same symptoms, they race to determine the cause of the illness before Foreman's condition takes the same path.

House: Chase, stick your fingers in there (a patients brain's) and grope around until you find it. Wait, when you turn him into a vegetable there'll be frivolous lawsuits, you know what would be better? A contrast MRI, do we have one of those?
Dr. Chase: You can't do an MRI, if the bullet fragments are magnetic, they'll move around and rip his brains out.
House: Well, let's flip a coin, heads: MRI, tails: he dies.

Dr. Foreman: Police-issue Kevlar vests don't have the ceramic plate insert that would shatter a bullet, they would just catch it. So the bullet shattered on its own, meaning Baby Shoes was using .38 calibre hollow points which, unfortunately, are ferromagnetic.
House: (everyone stares at Foreman) It's just so cool that you know that.

Dr. Chase: What are you looking for?
House: (checking morgue toe-tags) I called my mom, she didn't pick up.

Dr. Cameron: The chance of infection is next to nothing
House: Yeah, I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?

House: He did, however get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning...
Dr. Cameron: He was shot?
House: No, somebody threw it at him.

Dr. Cameron: Reliable witness?
House: His name's "Baby Shoes." How bad can he be?

House: I've got a disability.
Haines: These are speeding tickets.
House: Lot of emergencies.

House: Foreman, policeman are our friends. If you and I ever get separated shopping...

Dr. Cuddy: (to House) I can't even imagine the backward logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.
House: Well if I shot a live person there's a lot more paperwork.
Dr. Cuddy: Then it won't be a problem for you to stand beside a casket, and explain why a cancer patient has a bullet hole in his head.

Dr. Foreman: So I'm just a regular patient now?
House: No. You get your own thermometer.

Dr. Chase: You want to give Foreman a brain biopsy?
House: Come on, really, who doesn't?

House: Hey, I'm just messing with your head. Mother's maiden name?
Dr. Foreman: Get out of my temporal lobe, House.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode Euphoria - Part 1: When a police officer with a gunshot wound to the head and uncontrollable laughter is admitted, House and the team are baffled. When Foreman begins showing the same symptoms, they race to determine the cause of the illness before Foreman's condition takes the same path. House: Chase, stick your fingers in there (a patients brain's) and grope around until you find it. Wait, when you turn him into a vegetable there'll be frivolous lawsuits, you know what would be better? A contrast MRI, do we have one of those? Dr. Chase: You can't do an MRI, if the bullet fragments are magnetic, they'll move around and rip his brains out. House: Well, let's flip a coin, heads: MRI, tails: he dies. Dr. Foreman: Police-issue Kevlar vests don't have the ceramic plate insert that would shatter a bullet, they would just catch it. So the bullet shattered on its own, meaning Baby Shoes was using .38 calibre hollow points which, unfortunately, are ferromagnetic. House: (everyone stares at Foreman) It's just so cool that you know that. Dr. Chase: What are you looking for? House: (checking morgue toe-tags) I called my mom, she didn't pick up. Dr. Cameron: The chance of infection is next to nothing House: Yeah, I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right? House: He did, however get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning... Dr. Cameron: He was shot? House: No, somebody threw it at him. Dr. Cameron: Reliable witness? House: His name's "Baby Shoes." How bad can he be? House: I've got a disability. Haines: These are speeding tickets. House: Lot of emergencies. House: Foreman, policeman are our friends. If you and I ever get separated shopping... Dr. Cuddy: (to House) I can't even imagine the backward logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse. House: Well if I shot a live person there's a lot more paperwork. Dr. Cuddy: Then it won't be a problem for you to stand beside a casket, and explain why a cancer patient has a bullet hole in his head. Dr. Foreman: So I'm just a regular patient now? House: No. You get your own thermometer. Dr. Chase: You want to give Foreman a brain biopsy? House: Come on, really, who doesn't? House: Hey, I'm just messing with your head. Mother's maiden name? Dr. Foreman: Get out of my temporal lobe, House. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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