Housisms : Forever

Housisms for episode Forever:

A young mother has a seizure while bathing her newborn son and nearly drowns him. House and the team have two cases at one time as they try to save the infant and determine the cause of the mother's seizures.

House: (to Chase) So why are you down here? Hoping to expand your make-out pool to include the preemie to nine-year old demographic?

Dr. Chase: EGMO could kill him!
House: You don't start him on EGMO and that infection can rampage through his body like Pistons fans after a championship.

House: I don't care how guilty you feel or how touched you are by his reborn spirit...
Dr. Cameron: I'm not touched.
House: Then you're guilt-ridden
Dr. Cameron: I'm not guilt-ridden!
House: Then you're pathetic!
Dr. Cameron: Right now I'm annoyed!

House: Bad news: estrogen is too high.
Dr. Cuddy: No matter how many people you tell otherwise, I am, and always have been, a woman. Estrogen is normal.

Dr. Wilson: I'm checking (Cuddy's) saliva for cancer markers.
House: Yeah... I do that after all my dates...

House: She's my boss. If she gets sick the hospital might want to replace her. Especially if she dies. I'll have to learn how to manipulate someone new.

Dr. Cameron: He got sick doing his job.
House: Well if he got killed doing his job I wouldn't keep him on the payroll.

Dr. Foreman: You're addicted to conflict.
House: (taking a Vicodin) Did they change the name?

House: What, don't you want to work for me? I'm nice, I'm fun at parties...

House: What've you got there? Special panties for your date with Wilson?
Dr. Cuddy: It's not a date. And it's none of your business.
House: If it's not a date it is business, and if it was business you wouldn't say it was none of my business.
Dr. Cuddy: What do you want?
House: I want to talk about your date with Wilson.
Dr. Cuddy: It's not a date.
House: This is fun.

House: So, what causes seizures, hypercalcemia, and the thing where Mommy bends like Gumby?

House: (talking about coffee) I take it black. Like I take my brain-damaged neurologists.

House: Well done. But until you can remember how to make coffee... hands off the patients.

House: What's that saying? When you assume you become an ass to me.

House: Tonight; "L" Word marathon.
Dr. Wilson: You watch The "L" Word?
House: On mute.

House: I ask you, is almost dying any excuse for not being fun?

House: Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.

House: Hey, take it easy on Foreman. He's playing with one lobe tied behind his back.

House: The thing about being a good loser, it means you're still a loser.

House: Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks. Give me something new and shiny.

House: You don't have cancer.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have dwarfism.
House: You have no proof of that.

Kara: I killed my son.
House: Is it my turn to say something obvious now?

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode Forever: A young mother has a seizure while bathing her newborn son and nearly drowns him. House and the team have two cases at one time as they try to save the infant and determine the cause of the mother's seizures. House: (to Chase) So why are you down here? Hoping to expand your make-out pool to include the preemie to nine-year old demographic? Dr. Chase: EGMO could kill him! House: You don't start him on EGMO and that infection can rampage through his body like Pistons fans after a championship. House: I don't care how guilty you feel or how touched you are by his reborn spirit... Dr. Cameron: I'm not touched. House: Then you're guilt-ridden Dr. Cameron: I'm not guilt-ridden! House: Then you're pathetic! Dr. Cameron: Right now I'm annoyed! House: Bad news: estrogen is too high. Dr. Cuddy: No matter how many people you tell otherwise, I am, and always have been, a woman. Estrogen is normal. Dr. Wilson: I'm checking (Cuddy's) saliva for cancer markers. House: Yeah... I do that after all my dates... House: She's my boss. If she gets sick the hospital might want to replace her. Especially if she dies. I'll have to learn how to manipulate someone new. Dr. Cameron: He got sick doing his job. House: Well if he got killed doing his job I wouldn't keep him on the payroll. Dr. Foreman: You're addicted to conflict. House: (taking a Vicodin) Did they change the name? House: What, don't you want to work for me? I'm nice, I'm fun at parties... House: What've you got there? Special panties for your date with Wilson? Dr. Cuddy: It's not a date. And it's none of your business. House: If it's not a date it is business, and if it was business you wouldn't say it was none of my business. Dr. Cuddy: What do you want? House: I want to talk about your date with Wilson. Dr. Cuddy: It's not a date. House: This is fun. House: So, what causes seizures, hypercalcemia, and the thing where Mommy bends like Gumby? House: (talking about coffee) I take it black. Like I take my brain-damaged neurologists. House: Well done. But until you can remember how to make coffee... hands off the patients. House: What's that saying? When you assume you become an ass to me. House: Tonight; "L" Word marathon. Dr. Wilson: You watch The "L" Word? House: On mute. House: I ask you, is almost dying any excuse for not being fun? House: Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one. House: Hey, take it easy on Foreman. He's playing with one lobe tied behind his back. House: The thing about being a good loser, it means you're still a loser. House: Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks. Give me something new and shiny. House: You don't have cancer. Dr. Cuddy: You don't have dwarfism. House: You have no proof of that. Kara: I killed my son. House: Is it my turn to say something obvious now? Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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