Housisms : No Reason

Housisms for episode No Reason:

As House and his team are working on the diagnosis of a man with a giant, swollen tongue, the husband of a former patient walks into House's office and shoots him. House continues to treat his patient from his ICU hospital bed with the shooter, who has been shot by hospital security and hand-cuffed to his bed, as his roommate. When the after-effects of the shooting begin to impact House, he starts to question his own ability to diagnose properly. As his patient's body deteriorates, House struggles through his self-doubt and must trust his team to find a way to solve the case.

Moriarty: You don't care if you live or die?
House: I care because I live. I can't care if I'm dead.

House: I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital.

Moriarty: You cured (my wife).
House: I'm truly sorry I did that.
Moriarty: In the course of investigating her illness, you convinced me that everything was relevant. You needed the truth. I confessed to you that I had had an affair. But it turns out it had nothing to do with why she was sick. Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms. You told her that. You also told her about my affair.
House: You caught crap. She left you. Now I've gotta pay because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants.
Moriarty: She killed herself.

Moriarty: You wasted your life.
House: Yeah. If only I'd spent more time dedicating myself to finding someone worthy to shoot.

House: Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. Maybe there's some wiggle room if there's enough money or if somebody got pregnant. But you've got at least three points on your husband and your frock says he didn't do it for the money and your breasts say you haven't had any kids.
Judy: So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error.

Dr. Cameron: You just got shot, House. You should rest.
House: I got shot. Diagnostically boring. Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining.

Dr. Cameron: The shooter turns out to be a guy who...
House: Don't care.
Dr. Cameron: You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor? Shot you?
House: I assume his reasoning was faulty.

House: Okay, I'll be you guys. (as Chase) No way, myte, too much blood to be just a vein. (as Foreman) No way, Hizzy. If it were an artery, he'd still be bleeding. (as Cameron, high falsetto) Actually, he'd be dead.

House: Why did you try to kill me?
Moriarty: I didn't.
House: Then the gun thing might have been a mistake.

Moriarty: I don't wanna hear semantics.
House: You anti-semantic bastard!

House: Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both.

Dr. Cuddy: There are plenty of reasons to use...
House: Fine, I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon. Gillick, right?

House: Where are you going?
Dr. Foreman: You're an ass.
House: I know. Where are you going?

Dr. Foreman: And why do we care?
House: Because we're human beings, that's what we do.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode No Reason: As House and his team are working on the diagnosis of a man with a giant, swollen tongue, the husband of a former patient walks into House's office and shoots him. House continues to treat his patient from his ICU hospital bed with the shooter, who has been shot by hospital security and hand-cuffed to his bed, as his roommate. When the after-effects of the shooting begin to impact House, he starts to question his own ability to diagnose properly. As his patient's body deteriorates, House struggles through his self-doubt and must trust his team to find a way to solve the case. Moriarty: You don't care if you live or die? House: I care because I live. I can't care if I'm dead. House: I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital. Moriarty: You cured (my wife). House: I'm truly sorry I did that. Moriarty: In the course of investigating her illness, you convinced me that everything was relevant. You needed the truth. I confessed to you that I had had an affair. But it turns out it had nothing to do with why she was sick. Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms. You told her that. You also told her about my affair. House: You caught crap. She left you. Now I've gotta pay because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants. Moriarty: She killed herself. Moriarty: You wasted your life. House: Yeah. If only I'd spent more time dedicating myself to finding someone worthy to shoot. House: Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. Maybe there's some wiggle room if there's enough money or if somebody got pregnant. But you've got at least three points on your husband and your frock says he didn't do it for the money and your breasts say you haven't had any kids. Judy: So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error. Dr. Cameron: You just got shot, House. You should rest. House: I got shot. Diagnostically boring. Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining. Dr. Cameron: The shooter turns out to be a guy who... House: Don't care. Dr. Cameron: You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor? Shot you? House: I assume his reasoning was faulty. House: Okay, I'll be you guys. (as Chase) No way, myte, too much blood to be just a vein. (as Foreman) No way, Hizzy. If it were an artery, he'd still be bleeding. (as Cameron, high falsetto) Actually, he'd be dead. House: Why did you try to kill me? Moriarty: I didn't. House: Then the gun thing might have been a mistake. Moriarty: I don't wanna hear semantics. House: You anti-semantic bastard! House: Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. Dr. Cuddy: There are plenty of reasons to use... House: Fine, I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon. Gillick, right? House: Where are you going? Dr. Foreman: You're an ass. House: I know. Where are you going? Dr. Foreman: And why do we care? House: Because we're human beings, that's what we do. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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