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Housisms for episode Informed Consent:

House puts a well-known medical researcher through a battery of tests to determine why he collapsed in his lab. When the team is unable to diagnose the problem, the doctor asks the team to help him end his life. House is forced to use his cane again after the ketamine has worn off as he deals with a clinic patient's teenaged daughter who has a crush on him.



Dr. Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?
House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.

House: Come on, he's old, sick, tiny! We can do whatever we want to him!

House: He's got fluid in his lungs! Whatever are we gonna do?! Oh yeah, now I remember; put him on a treadmill, and run him like one of his rats on a wheel.

House: (to Cameron) You do know that you can't really pierce me with your stares!

Ezra: Dr. Chase said my calcium is normal.
House: Hmmm, we call him "Dr. Idiot."

House: Wow! You guys look like crap!

House: I thought you were only supposed to put on a pound a week in your last trimester.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm not pregnant.

Dr. Wilson: How's Ezra Powell?
House: Resting comfortably.
Dr. Wilson: Hm, that's not what Cameron says.
House: I hate practicing medicine in high school.

House: Don't go towards the light. You'll fall and break your hip!

Ezra: Are you a man of your word or not?
House: No, as a matter of fact, I'm not.

House: Been having any anal sex with IV drug users lately?
Mark: Of course not! I'm married.
House: (looks at Mark's daughter) Think she might have been having... ?
Mark and Ali: (in unison) No!

Dr. Cameron: I can't do this...
House: Drama queen!

House: What have you been doing all night?
Dr. Cameron: Jello shots and wild sex, what else?

Ezra: I don't want to live hooked to machines.. too weak to wipe my own ass.
House: Why would you want to wipe your own ass when you can have someone do it for you?



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