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1958
Housisms for episode Son of Coma Guy:
House decides to awaken a comatose patient so he can question the man regarding the family history of his son, who may have a genetic condition and the father is the only living relative. Meanwhile, Wilson confronts House about the stolen prescription pad as Tritter approaches Cameron, Chase, and Foreman in an attempt to divide the team and reveal their loyalties.
House: (holding up a bottle of Vicodin) Only six left, by the way.
Dr. Wilson: So sign my name. You don't need a doctor, you need a pen.
House: Person with the money makes the rules. Or in this case, person whose friend's with the person with the money, makes the rules.
House: You have one day to live and you want a sandwich.
Gabe: People on death row get a last meal.
Gabe: What is up with you two?
House: Wilson lied to the bulls to keep me out of the big house.
Dr. Wilson: Are you out of your mind?
House: Who's he gonna tell? By tomorrow night, he's gonna be a mindless stalk of celery.
Kyle: My father must have said something. He couldn't just... he must have given some kind of message for me.
House: (After a long pause) He said you were right. You did the right thing.
Kyle: Right about what? What does that mean?
House: How would I know? It's your dad.
House: When I was 14, my father was stationed in Japan. I went rock climbing with this kid from school. He fell, got injured and I had to bring him to the hospital. We came in through the wrong entrance, passed this guy in the hall. It was a janitor. My friend came down with an infection and the doctors didn't know what to do. So they brought in... the janitor. He was a doctor and a Buraku, one of Japan's untouchables. His ancestors had been slaughterers, gravediggers. This guy, he knew that he wasn't accepted by the staff, didn't even try. He didn't dress well, he didn't pretend to be one of them. The people that ran that place, they didn't think that he had anything they wanted. Except when they needed him. Because he was right. Which meant that nothing else mattered. They had to listen to him.
Gabe: (after a 10-year coma) God, I'm starving. I could really go for a steak.
House: There are reports out of South Africa about a pill that'd temporarily revive someone in a vegetative state. We've all seen Awakenings. It made me cry. I wanna cry.
Dr. Wilson: Why steal my pad?
House: Oh my God! You're right, I'm an addict! Thanks for opening my eyes!
Dr. Wilson: No, I mean why my pad. Foreman, Cameron, and Chase's pads are just as convenient. But their association with you is involuntary. They're employees. I associate with you through choice and any relationship that involves choice you have to see how far you can push before it breaks.
House: This is easy! You ask the questions, answer them and make tasty snacks! (to Gabe) Lets' go try the casino!
Dr. Wilson: And one day our friendship will break and that'll just prove your theory that relationships are conditional and you don't need human connection or deserve it or whatever is going on in that rat maze of your brain!
House: What happened on the night of the fire? Yeah, I'm sure it's a stressful, emotional question. Suck it up.
Dr. Wilson: What are you doing down here? I thought you usually had lunch with Coma Guy?
House: This is Vegetative State Guy. He's better company.
Dr. Chase: Genetic tests take forever. You can't just keep testing for every inherited condition you think it might be.
House: Well not me, I'll be leaving early. You guys can.
Dr. Cuddy: Put the syringe down.
House: I can outdraw you, mysterious stranger.
Dr. Cuddy: We don't experiment on helpless patients.
House: Be reasonable. There's no way this is going to work.
House: How deep does that awareness go? Pick up scraps of conversations? Do you have the vague sense that the hospital administrator dresses like a trollop, or that the new Star Wars movies were a disappointment?
Dr. Wilson: Rumor in the cafeteria was Caustic Guy was waking up Coma Guy.
House: Technically Vegetative State Guy was woken by... yeah, Caustic Guy.
House: We use recyclable clothes now. Wear them once, then eat them.
House: Where else did you live? List everywhere including vacation, start with when your wife got pregnant.
Gabe: We lived in Jersey. Then we moved to Jersey. From there... Jersey. What are you wanting to hear, about the little cottage in the Amazon with the mosquitoes and the lead paint on the wall?
House: Yes.
Tritter: If you had my job you'd know... everybody lies.
House: If I'd known (Wilson) was going to be this annoying, I would have stolen Dr. Cameron's pad and Dr. Foreman's car. At least she appreciates my brooding melancholy. (answers phone) House's House of Whining! State your complaint!
House: Deep inside, Wilson believes if he cares enough, he'll never have to die.
Gabe: (in a coma for 10 years) Hey what's this? It says "ihp-od."
House: Everything is conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions.
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