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Housisms for episode Whac-A-Mole:
An 18-year-old teenager is brought to the hospital after having a heart attack. House reviews the boy's file and believes he has the diagnosis. He then turns the case into a game by sealing his opinion in an envelope and challenging Cameron, Foreman, and Chase to guess House's diagnosis on their own. Meanwhile, Tritter's actions against Wilson continue to strain the oncologist's relationship with House and destroy his ability to practice medicine.
Dr. Wilson: I need one of you.
House: Take Cameron. (to her) Your idea was dumb anyway.
House: How are you going to learn to swim, unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters.
Dr. Cameron: You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.
House: Apparently you can't.
House: The other one's probably having sex.
Kama: I am not.
House: Yet, but when you start, you're going to lie about it.
Dr. Cameron: You know you have a problem.
House: Yeah, it's got a badge and everything.
Dr. Cuddy: Your coming to me means your lackeys actually stood up to you, I'm impressed.
House: Yes, their cowardice is inspiring.
Dr. Cuddy: Well, you should be thanking them. If they caved it would give the cops evidence that you intimidated underlings to feed your addiction.
House: I hate writing thank-you notes. Would it be weird if I asked Cameron to write them?
Dr. Foreman: I know the notion of self-sacrifice is foreign to you...
House: You wanna think that he's sacrificing himself because if one person can do it then maybe the world isn't the cold, selfish place you know that it is.
Dr. Foreman: House, you're pathetic! You'll analyse anyone's faults, hypocrisies, weaknesses. But this kid's got some strength and all of a sudden there's no time to talk about anything but the medicine.
House: He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks. I like him.
House: (to Dr. Foreman) Or we could just make small talk. You still seeing that nurse in Peds? I just don't think she's right for you. You need someone detached, calculating, ambitious. You need yourself in a skirt.
House: (to Cuddy) Okay, fine! I'll father your child. First you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription; just so I can get through the foreplay.
Dr. Cameron: Are you okay?
House: I hurt my shoulder playing Fantasy Football.
Dr. Cameron: Nice cane.
House: (winking) If I know what you mean.
House: (to Cuddy) I knew that cleavage was a smokescreen. You're a genius.
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