Housisms : Finding Judas

Housisms for episode Finding Judas:

House takes the case of a young girl who has been diagnosed with pancreatitis. When he takes her divorced parents to court to force them to allow treatment because they can't agree, the judge awards guardianship of the girl to Cuddy. Meanwhile, Tritter continues his strategy to force House to admit to his drug use by offering one of the team members a deal.

House: This is my office, I'm talking, there are people here who work for me, but not listening. Explain this to me.

House: You know what else shuts down systems? Death!

House: If I'm in a buttload of pain, I need a buttload of pills.

House: (holding up a laser pointer) This baby won me second place in the Clinic's weekly "weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice" contest.
Dr. Cuddy: I am this close to putting a new lab in oncology.
House: You do not want to know what came in first.
Dr. Cuddy: House...
House: Rhymes with "fucchini."

House: It's just wrong! Let's cure her with sunshine and puppies!

House: But I hurt in an unreasonable way.
Dr. Cuddy: Then dip into your secret stash.
House: Tritter took it.
Dr. Cuddy: Then move on to your secret secret stash.
House: I ran out.
Dr. Cuddy: Then move on to your secret secret secret stash!

House: I am a complete stranger who apparently cares more about whether your kid dies than you do.
Edie: You're Dr. House.
House: You've seen my stage show.

House: It's people like this who killed Copernicus.
Judge: Galileo.
House: Either way.
Judge: And they just locked Galileo up.
House: They killed his spirit... and nobody likes a showoff.

House: Chase, hang the bag! You can grow a backbone tomorrow.

Judge: You were in here yesterday telling me her father's guardianship was best for her.
House: I honestly thought I'd get a different judge.

House: (at Cuddy) It's a good thing you failed at becoming a mom, because you suck at it!

Dr. Foreman: You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?
House: It's never lupus.

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Home Housisms Forums Quote Of The Day Buy House on DVD Contribute Other Isms Links Total Isms in the database: 1439	Housisms for episode Finding Judas: House takes the case of a young girl who has been diagnosed with pancreatitis. When he takes her divorced parents to court to force them to allow treatment because they can't agree, the judge awards guardianship of the girl to Cuddy. Meanwhile, Tritter continues his strategy to force House to admit to his drug use by offering one of the team members a deal. House: This is my office, I'm talking, there are people here who work for me, but not listening. Explain this to me. House: You know what else shuts down systems? Death! House: If I'm in a buttload of pain, I need a buttload of pills. House: (holding up a laser pointer) This baby won me second place in the Clinic's weekly "weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice" contest. Dr. Cuddy: I am this close to putting a new lab in oncology. House: You do not want to know what came in first. Dr. Cuddy: House... House: Rhymes with "fucchini." House: It's just wrong! Let's cure her with sunshine and puppies! House: But I hurt in an unreasonable way. Dr. Cuddy: Then dip into your secret stash. House: Tritter took it. Dr. Cuddy: Then move on to your secret secret stash. House: I ran out. Dr. Cuddy: Then move on to your secret secret secret stash! House: I am a complete stranger who apparently cares more about whether your kid dies than you do. Edie: You're Dr. House. House: You've seen my stage show. House: It's people like this who killed Copernicus. Judge: Galileo. House: Either way. Judge: And they just locked Galileo up. House: They killed his spirit... and nobody likes a showoff. House: Chase, hang the bag! You can grow a backbone tomorrow. Judge: You were in here yesterday telling me her father's guardianship was best for her. House: I honestly thought I'd get a different judge. House: (at Cuddy) It's a good thing you failed at becoming a mom, because you suck at it! Dr. Foreman: You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook? House: It's never lupus. Notice something that's missing from this episode? Add It Is there an error that we overlooked? Suggest a Correction
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