Housisms : Words and Deeds

Housisms for episode Words and Deeds:

House splits his time between treating a firefighter for uncontrollable shivering, giving Tritter a piece of his mind, and handling his trial for forging prescriptions.

Dr. Cameron: House, I just heard that you apologized to Wilson.
Dr. House: Detoxing. I didn't know what I was saying.

House: Does your voice always get that high and annoying when you're angry?
Judge Davis: Do you want to go to jail?
House: No thank you.

House: I told you never to call me when I'm on trial.

Dr. Cuddy: House, sit down!
House: Why? I'm bored.

Howard: You're going to go talk to (Tritter).
House: I was just going to ask him where he gets his hair cut.

House: You called to see the design for my prison tats, they're still in R&D.

House: I'm sorry. You can hook me up to a damned polygraph.
Tritter: I'm sure you'd pass. Thing is, I've never been interested in what you say. All I care about is what you do.

Dr. Wilson: You're a coward, House. You find fault in everybody because you're afraid to look at yourself.
House: Thanks; I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now.

Dr. Wilson: Is this... an apology?
House: Part of the program. If you don't like it, I can stop.
Dr. Wilson: Not at all, it's just so... unfamiliar. Please, keep going.

House: Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
Judge Davis: I hope you don't mind that we continued on without you.
House: I said I was sorry. No need to be sarcastic.

Dr. Cuddy: I'm surprised to see you're not spooning your way through the walls.
House: So, what do you say? How about a conjugal visit to celebrate?

Dr. Foreman: Where'd you get the scrip?
House: Cuddy. You want to know what I gave her?

House: You could throw a dart at all the adjectives between "arrogant" and "unhinged" and I'm sure you'd hit one that describes me.

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