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Housisms for episode Half-Wit:
House encounters a brain-damaged musical prodigy with inexplicable abilities while the team faces serious concerns about House's own health.
Dr. Chase: (leaving room) I'm going back to bed.
House: (enters room) Where are you going?
Dr. Chase: Uh... bathroom, it can wait.
Dr. Cuddy: It's the middle of the night. You knew I'd be asleep.
House: Phone would have woken you up just as much... but I can't see what you're wearing on the phone.
Dr. Chase: You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe and hope you hit the right spot.
House: I'll only take little tiny pieces.
Dr. Cameron: Until what?
House: Until I find the problem.
Dr. Cameron: Or you kill him.
House: No, I'll keep going even if I kill him.
Dr. Cameron: But you kissed back.
House: I didn't want you to die not knowing what it feels like. Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling.
Dr. Wilson: I could set up a tower on the roof during a lightning storm, help you switch brains with your patient. Then you would be the brilliant pianist, and he would be the doctor hiding brain cancer from his friend.
House: It's nothing.
Dr. Wilson: You need to talk about it.
House: You need to talk about it.
Dr. Wilson: At least let me look at your medical file.
House: You're making a big deal out of nothing. Who else knows?
Dr. Wilson: No one, and cancer isn't nothing.
House: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend your specialty.
Dr. Foreman: Savantism is just one of those things. It's... inexplicable.
House: Just because it's inexplicted doesn't mean it's inexplicable.
House: Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg is a piano.
Patrick: My leg isn't a piano.
House: I know, that's why I said "pretend." (sotto voce) The kid's a moron.
House: Did you come for my feelings? Because I left 'em in my other pants.
House: Twenty seconds. Pretty good.
Dr. Cameron: For what?
House: The time it took you to go from hard-ass to human being.
House: (to Cuddy) Lets say I'm the left side of Patrick's brain, I'm quick-witted, I'm charming, I'm great looking. You're the right side of his brain. You're useless, old, damaged. We go to a bar for a drink. Now, I have the mad skills to be scoring all the hot babes, but instead, I'm spending my time wiping drool off your chin and making sure you don't eat the tablecloth.
House: (to Cameron) A little whorish to kiss and stab.
Dr. Foreman: You're right: I don't like you.
House: Sure, now that I'm not dying.
House: (grabbing Cuddy's ass) One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind.
House: Did you shower together?
Cameron and Chase: No!
House: Double negative. It's a yes.
House: (to Cameron) If you want a sperm sample, come back without the needle.
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