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Housisms for episode Top Secret:
The ex-marine that saved House's life, in a dream he had the day before, is admitted in the hospital with symptoms resembling Gulf War Syndrome. While House is busy dealing with his own health issues, and Chase and Cameron are too busy with each other, the ex-marine gets worse.
Dr. Cuddy: Get over me.
House: Give me a break. You hired me...
Dr. Cuddy: 'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank, so I got you cheap.
House: No wonder I couldn't place his face. You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor.
Dr. Cuddy: I was not!
House: Talk about the cool uncle; he donates the money, and the nephew gets the write-off. Of course by "write-off", I mean he gets to put your ankles...
Dr. Cuddy: (poking him in the chest) This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago!
House: Because of my t-shirt?
Dr. Cuddy: Because you are an obnoxious ass.
House: I've been thinking about you. You lied.
Dr. Cuddy: I didn't lie, I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts.
House: Like the fact that you lied.
Dr. Wilson: I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad or a new relationship with one of the Village People.
House: He was in the Navy, not the Marines.
Dr. Wilson: I thought your dad was in the Marines.
House: The guy in the Village People.
Dr. Wilson: Actually, he's only in the Navy when they sing "In the Navy."
House: And find out the truth about who he's been dating. No way a Marine goes a year without getting some blood on his bayonet.
House: He's not your patient.
Dr. Wilson: He is now. Go home and go to sleep. Maybe you'll dream the cure to late-stage brain cancer.
House: I can play the harmonica with my nose, pull a penny out of a child's ear, or any other orifice. Under the right circumstances bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.
Dr. Wilson: The right circumstances being their billing you on the same credit card.
Dr. Cameron: Were we walking you to the bathroom?
House: I wish. Wilson was just in there: these guys know what I'm talking about.
Dr. Cuddy: Did you just take two Vicodin?
House: No, it's an anti-depressant. I was told to take two every time you walked in the door.
House: There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter. Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra.
Dr. Wilson: You cathed yourself?
House: It wasn't so bad after the first nine, ten inches.
House: Don't make this about me, this is your humiliation.
Dr. Cuddy: That ship sailed long ago, House. Get over it.
House: If you're still referring to your ass, I think "that supertanker sailed" would be a more precise metaphor.
Dr. Cuddy: You're supposed to be on clinic duty.
House: Like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing.
House: (loudly) John, John! We're going to figure out what's wrong with you. First we just need to know one thing. Have you ever appeared in any pornos?
House: I've got a full bladder, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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