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1958
Housisms for episode Fetal Position:
A famous celebrity photographer suffers from a stroke while being pregnant at her early forties. House and his team have to deal with a great dilemma, save the mother or her unborn child.
Dr. Cameron: My social life is my social life!
House: Couldn't agree more. What goes on in the privacy of the janitor's closet is nobody's business.
Dr. Cuddy: Did you give cortical steroids to speed the baby's lung development?
House: No, I dropped an anvil on its chest to prevent lung development. I'm trying to extinguish the human race one fetus at a time.
House: My real patient is dying, very quickly, like, I wouldn't advise her to buy any green bananas.
Dr. Foreman: We'll go look at her heart.
House: Easy to find it's the big, red pumping thing about 10 inches below her throat.
House: Mom's body is like an intricate German metro system. All the trains run on time.
House: So you take thousands of photos of someone, but only one has to look good. Kind of the opposite of my business.
Emma: (talking about her gay sperm donor) He took a magazine and a cup into my bathroom.
House: A man after my own heart. Different magazine.
House: I'm looking for a vacation spot.
Dr. Chase: That mean we get a vacation?
House: How would that differ from your current status?
Dr. Cuddy: You want to paralyze Emma Sloan's baby?
House: Let me guess, Cameron?
Dr. Cuddy: Cameron and Chase, both have their concerns.
House: No, Cameron had concerns, Chase just agreed with her because he didn't want to lose his all-access pass to her love rug.
Dr. Cuddy: They're sleeping together?
House: If by sleeping together you mean having sex in the janitor's closet.
Dr. Cuddy: Here?!
House: No, the janitor's closet at the local high school. Go Tigercats!
Dr. Cuddy: What are you doing?
House: Well, you're trying to be me so I thought I'd try to be you.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have the cleavage for it.
House: But I have a much tighter ass. Do you think every day should be "Naked Tuesday" or is that an oxymoron?
Dr. Cuddy: It's your file.
House: I don't want it.
Dr. Cuddy: So why'd you say all that stuff?
House: To humiliate you.
House: It's me again. Your friendly neighborhood belly-squirter.
House: I know you can't talk, so I need you to look petrified if you consent.
House: Case like this you terminate, Mom lives 10 times out of 10. You did what you did, mother and baby both die 9.9 times out of 10.
Dr. Cuddy: Sometimes .1 is bigger than 9.9.
House: No, it's smaller. Exactly 9.8 smaller. Always is, always will be.
Dr. Cuddy: Not for Emma; and not for her son.
Dr. Cameron: I thought you started on vacation?
House: Someone had to save our boss's rotundous ass.
House: You can't just shoot everything down, Chase. You're not me.
Dr. Cuddy: I have a whole new appreciation for what you do. How hard it is to believe when everyone around you is telling you you're wrong.
House: It helps to know they're idiots.
Dr. Cuddy: Do you think I'm an idiot?
House: You're not objective; but you're not an idiot.
House: (about vacationing in the Galapagos) Visiting family. My uncle's a giant turtle.
House: Even fetuses lie.
Dr. Cameron: You're insane.
House: I'm an insane genius.
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