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Housisms for episode Airborne:

On House and Cuddy's flight from Singapore a passenger gets ill and Cuddy suspects an epidemic. At the hospital, Wilson leads the team as they deal with a middle-aged woman suffering from seizures.



House: Can you say "Crickey Mate"?
12 year-old Boy: Crickey Mate.
House: Perfect. Now no matter what I say you'll agree with me, okay.
12 year-old Boy: Okay.
House: Nicely done. (to foreign man) You, disagree with everything I say.
Foreign Man: Sorry, not understand.
House: Close enough. (to random woman) You get morally outraged by everything I say.
Sour Faced Girl: (about House writing on the movie screen) That's permanent marker, you know.
House: Wow, you guys are good.

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Dr. Cuddy: And the room service thing was just spiteful.
House: I was hungry
Dr. Cuddy: $300 for a bottle of wine.
House: I was thirsty.
Dr. Cuddy: $120 for video services.
House: I was lonely.

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House: Look that way.
Joy: Why?
House: Because you're going to throw up and I don't want it on me.

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House: Nobody on this flight speak Korean?
Dr. Cuddy: I thought you did.
House: I know how to ask if his sister's over 18. I don't think that's going to help.

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House: (to Cuddy) I'm trying to listen to you now, so shut up.

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Dr. Cuddy: I don't owe you.
House: You're mean.
Dr. Cuddy: It's how I compensate for being weak... soft.

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Keo: I just wanted to say thank you.
House: You're extremely welcome.
Keo: I'm in New York every Monday.
House: Are you handicap-accessible?

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12-year-old Boy: What is extension pastoring?
House: It's when you're molested by a priest's cousin.

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Stewardess: (a female passenger throws up) I'll get some towels.
House: And get her a banana. Monkey see, monkey vomit.

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Crying Kid: I want my blankie!, I want my blankie!
House: Give her 20 milligrams of antihistamines. It could save her life. Cause if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her.

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House: Tell the pilot to dive until we can club baby seals out the window.

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House: I need to get a better look at your rash.
Dr. Cuddy: Use your imagination.
House: Fine, shall I go with Lifeguard Cuddy or Mother Superior Cuddy?

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Joy: I can't be pregnant!
House: Are you a virgin?
Joy: No.
House: You're pregnant. Mazel tov.

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