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Housisms for episode Act Your Age:
A 6-year-old girl suffers ailments expected in patients much older. Tensions between Chase and Cameron lead House to intentionally assign them to the same tasks, including investigating the young girl's home.
House: (Chase and Cameron arguing again) Hey! Don't make me turn the hose on you two.
Dr. Cameron: We wait and your daughter may die.
House: She does this, your daughter will need hormone replacement therapy for the rest of her life.
Dr. Cameron: The treatments are extremely effective. She should live a relatively normal life.
House: Isn't that every parent's dream? To have a kid to be relatively normal?
House: A guy gets a little somethin'-somethin' and a couple of kids have to die... it's the circle of life.
Dr. Wilson: You! You! You! You were gonna let me do that.
House: You made a compelling argument.
Dr. Wilson: (pause) You sent me those flowers to me.
House: Yes, because you took her to a play. And because, actually you do wanna march right there and kiss her.
Dr. Wilson: No, I don't.
House: Yes, you do.
Dr. Wilson: (sighs) You're right... I do.
House: Seriously?
Dr. Wilson: No. You're a jerk. (starts to leave)
House: Night, Wilson.
Dr. Wilson: Night, House.
House: (to Cuddy) Stop! The way the soft evening light catches your eyes. The gentle caress of dusk on your hair as you turn around and leave my office without giving me the file.
House: You guys are idiots.
Dr. Cameron: Why? Because we stayed up all night doing exactly what you told us to do?
House: No. Because you stayed up all night doing exactly what I told you to do and you have nothing to show for it.
Dr. Foreman: We eliminated dozens of wrong anwers.
House: I asked you what two plus two equals, and a day later you tell me, "Not 25."
House: Dudes only go to plays if they're dragged there by women they want to see naked.
Dr. Cameron: You're intentionally punishing us.
House: By making you do your job? Does seem kinda cruel, doesn't it?
House: How late were you out last night?
Dr. Cuddy: It's always the dad, and I don't have a curfew.
House: Panty hamster get a spin on its wheel?!?
Dr. Wilson: It is possible to have a friend of the opposite sex.
House: Blasphemer!
Dr. Cameron: Can I at least...?
House: Waste your time? Wouldn't recognize you if you didn't.
House: (at a day care) Do you have hair on your special place.
Girl: Miss Janie!
House: (over the phone) Someone better be dying.
Dr. Cameron: Lucy's brother has a crush on me, so he bit the hell out of Chase.
House: Not interested.
Dr. Chase: Figured you would like to know when one of your employees gets attacked by a sociopath.
House: Bees or monkeys, yes. Sociopaths... no.
House: (to Cameron) That's ridiculous. You're way too skinny to be menstruating.
Dr. Chase: If he's abusing her he'll never say yes.
House: Never is just "reven" spelled backwards.
House: Did you look at her knees? Those knobby things in the middle of her legs.
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